She’ll be thrilled when Satan tells her, “No problem, lady, we have fireplaces up the wazoo!” She won’t be quite so happy when she learns he means that literally.
This is followed by the guy taking charge, bossing around all the imps and demons, until Satan finally says, “What do you think you’re doing? You act like you own the place!” The guy replies, “I do! My wife gave it to me when we were on Earth!”
seanfear almost 2 years ago
you’ll be amazed ma’am (and enlightened, literally)
Doug K almost 2 years ago
She won’t be happy/satisfied here with a fireplace.
ObiJoan almost 2 years ago
After a whole life with her, this dude will feel at heaven
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 2 years ago
You’re finally going to get what you’ve always wanted, Edna.
unfair.de almost 2 years ago
You ARE the fireplace.
jr1234 almost 2 years ago
Hmmm, did they die together at the same time?
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Honey, there’s a fireplace in every room! eh eh eh
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Santa will never come down that chimney.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
“No, but it does have central heating.”
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’ll hath no fury like, well HELL!
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Today is the 2 year anniversary of getting a gas insert in our fireplace. Best investment ever as we get older and colder.
Spacetech almost 2 years ago
She’ll Never Clean It..
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
She went to heaven, he went to hell. She will have endless things to complain about, so she will be happy. And for him, well…
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hey Pal – it was “til death do us part.” You can walk away now.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorched.
T... almost 2 years ago
True love, together for eternity…
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That tongue must be green from overuse. :)
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
It sure does, in fact I hope your clothes are fireproof.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Random Musings:
She’ll be thrilled when Satan tells her, “No problem, lady, we have fireplaces up the wazoo!” She won’t be quite so happy when she learns he means that literally.
This is followed by the guy taking charge, bossing around all the imps and demons, until Satan finally says, “What do you think you’re doing? You act like you own the place!” The guy replies, “I do! My wife gave it to me when we were on Earth!”
Happy New Year!
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
For you, one in each room…..