B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 27, 2022

Good arm!!!

heck! that became true in no time!

Tomorrow we will get to see who or what he hit.

It’ll work just as well

I resolve to invent the Frisbee.

Day 1: Success.

Traditionally, this is how the boomerang principle gets discovered in three…two…

How profound! The best way to think outside the box is to throw the entire darn box far, far away! Thanks BC, why didn’t I think of that?

And the Shot Put was invented. Yip yip yip yip yip

Next he will toss a large log/pole set to with bagpipe music.

It’s not even New Year’s Eve, and he has already chucked his resolution!

That’s where most suggestions go anyway so might as well get it out of the way.

That’s the best way to handle resolutions.

PLEASE tell me we’re NOT gonna get a week’s worth of stuff about “resolutions”. . .

It’s hard to think “outside the box” if you don’t know where the box is, but it’s even harder to do once you’re in the box. I avoid boxers if at all possible.

Be gone!

Case in point.

Way outside the box.

I resolved years ago to stay out out of the box. Leave boxes to cats and small children.

It’s no wonder he threw it away – that’s not a box it’s a parabolic curvy thingamabob receptacle…

I have something in common with Thor. Both of us write left-handed but throw right-handed.

Many likely missed the stone floating on water panel.

But this may explain why early mail carrier’s wore disguised hard hats.

If you know there is a box, you’ve already blown it

Nice start.

My New Years Resolution is very simple …… I don’t make one, then I don’t have to feel guilty about breaking it …… :)

The longest resolution I ever kept was to Not make New Year’s resolutions