Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 21, 2022

Don’t forget to fill that hat with condoms. Safe elves are happy elves.

Party Time !

As I recall Playboy from the 50’s to the 80’s, Santa usually had something to give to the girls on the Naughty List, the Advocate would show what he gave to the bad boys.

I wanna see (and count) ALL of her rings…

That’s one way to ring in the holidays…

That’s my kind of girl!

The naughtier the merrier.

elven enthusiasm was what went on backstage during the filming of lord of the rings…

Elf girls are easy.

I wonder if she’s related to Elfo (if you get the reference)? I’m sure she hangs out with Luci. (ditto reference)

I’m seeing a theme in the comics today. https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2022/12/21

wouldn’t kissing a woman with jewelry in her lips be painful for both?

The spicy C.S. Lewis stories he wrote for adults: “The Chronicles of Naughtyca.”

I like my ladies naughty and nice. Just not evil.

Get the ring out of your lip and eyebrow and we’ll talk about it…

That’s some Elf! By the evening’s end, she’ll be on the shelf!

All the elves wondered why Esmerelda was always chosen to be the Santa’s partner for Lap Sitting Exercises They supposed it was just because she could be so “squirmy”.

(They weren’t wrong)

Lord (lady) of misrule.

That’s the ONE xmas party I would attend.

Elf on a shelf… and on the bed, and the table, and the floor…

Isn’t there something else that needs to be tapped?

I’m so stoked to have Last Kiss every day of Christmas week. Thanks John!

Hey, ease up on her! She “worked” her way to the top (and several other positions in between…)

This reminds me of the time Captain Kirk didn’t try to explain Mr. Spock to the folks around him, just called him “Ears.”

If you don’t believe in Santa…come see me for proof!

Somebody will tap her before the night is over!