JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 02, 2023

If they learned nothing from their parents as kids (or 2020) then they’re not gonna learn now.

EVERYBODY must resolve to wash hands in 2023. It’s not rocket science or algebra. Just common sense. Bacteria grows in warm, dark and moist (perspiration) places. Live smart and maybe live long.

You know how bad things are when you have to put a sign up asking employees to make this a goal for 2023…

I always wash my hands after using the bathroom, even before the stupid pandemic.

Literally the dumbest thing I’ve seen this year.

I remember an episode of ER, where patients were getting sick because of an orderly who didn’t wash his hands..

Good enough, this not is. Employees must their hands wash. Wash or wash not. There is no resolve.

And, AMERICANS SHOULD RESOLVE TO WEAR MASKS IN 2023.

Wash your hands all the time.

Weren’t they washing their hands last year? Gross.

Doesn’t say how many times they have to wash their hands in 2023.

But WHOSE hands?

“As an American of a certain ‘persuasion’, I have the Constitutional Right (by the way, let’s get rid of that Constitution thing so my hero can return to the White House) to cough, sneeze, or wipe my germs on any- and everybody ’cause Jesus said so… Nyah!”

Oh, so just resolve to do something and it’s all better. Got it.

Those sinks are filthy! I’ll wash somewhere else.

EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS

If an employee is not available, please wash your own.

(A sign I recently spotted in a restaurant restroom.)