Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 05, 2023

But he’s harmless. Go pick on the monster!

Yeah, they just want to drive home their point.

Ahh, the neighborhood’s Welcome Wagon Committee!!!

First I wanted to write "Just to make sure ya know what’s at “stake”…" but I didn’t ‘Cause I don’t have a wooden heart…

Why doesn’t he just turn into a bat and fly away?

Use your vampire super-speed to disarm them and then talk.

(And why don’t vampires use bullet/wood-stake proof vests and Superduperman a little lead foil?)

They just want to pin you down on your opinion.

We just want to vampcinate you!

RUN GARY‼️

If they tried anything with Leopold he would turn around and eat them.

Then make sure you divide his body too…

You got my attention…..

Best. Exercise. Motivation. Ever.

This is one of those things that Gary really takes to heart.

Run, Gary, run! (Sorta like Forrest Gump, isn’t it?)

I kinda sorta don’t trust Glasses-Guy. I think he doesn’t really like Gary….

Wooden stakes are a weakness not a killer weapon.