9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for January 14, 2023

Buy prayer based stocks, get prayer based results.

Got sold a deal by the devil.

First Church of the Ticker Tape

I hope they don’t get a margin call, else they might engage in mass selling…

Crypto – something else to have faith in..

Our church doesn’t have enough money in savings to “invest” in anything but a standard savings account. We have funds set aside for emergencies and the like, but everything else goes back into community/mission projects.

The Lord is my stockbroker. I shall not shortfall.

Let us all pray, pray, pray and don’t forget to tithe…

Something about throwing the money marketeers out of the temple?

Joel Osteen’s first gig?