The story about the conjoined twins sounds pretty unbelievable, but they’ve pretty thoroughly tested just how much crossover there is in sensory information and data control.
Very fortunately, unlike the majority of similar cases, the twins seem to be in fairly good health, with only a few treatable problems.
Here’s a repeat, slightly altered, of my reply to Gweedo yesterday, concerning my designation of Jan 1st, 2023 as the Day the Comedy Died. I had posted late in the evening, so you all probably missed it.———-Silver, Eromlig, Chihal, Fogwhistle and Tuco all rode off into the sunset on their horses. Then Rabbi Boudreaux decided to follow them too, yelling Hi-Yo Silver! As the large dust cloud of their galloping horses receded to the horizon, Clotile, among the other onlookers, cried out, “Now we will never see a minister, priest and rabbi all together with a naked lady again!”
I think that parking fee for a toy donation is an excellent idea. There are plenty of charities that could benefit from that. Unfortunately the ignorant money grabbing authorities would never go for it.
Ah go back to sleep, maybe you’ll wake up in Zanzibar or Azusa. And if you’re Canadian those are zeds not a zees. Gotta watch for that in Zanzibar and Azusa.
Take care, may formerly joined at the checking account divorcee Gilbert “Happy” Freeman be with you, and gesundheit.
How was she missed? Th flight attendants always go back to front looking for articles left behind after the passengers leave. Kind of hard to miss a person sitting there.
about 1 hour ago on Ripley’s Believe It or Not – Tuco
https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3182121
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were sitting in the Hubba Hubba having a few drinks when Bou noticed Thib was pretty sad.Bou asked Thib, “Mon Ami, what’s wrong?”Thib replied, “Me and Marie had a huge argument this morning and she’spretty mad at me.”Bou said,“Mais cher, I will told you a secret, there’s only two ways to argue wit a woman, and guess what, Neither one works!”
A sleeping child woke up in an empty school bus, which was parked in the bus yard. As you would expect, the bus driver was fired because he didn’t check the bus before exiting at the end of his work shift.
Ummmmmm….aren’t the flight attendants supposed to check the plane to make sure all of the passengers are off before THEY get off. They and the captain are supposed to be the last ones off, aren’t they?
Picture this. It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” "The first man exclaims, “What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?” The neighbor responds, “Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven’t been together.” The first man responds," I’m sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could’ve taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mum and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”
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The Duke almost 2 years ago
That lady must be a deep sleeper or she was drunk!
monkeysky almost 2 years ago
The story about the conjoined twins sounds pretty unbelievable, but they’ve pretty thoroughly tested just how much crossover there is in sensory information and data control.
Very fortunately, unlike the majority of similar cases, the twins seem to be in fairly good health, with only a few treatable problems.
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
Here’s a repeat, slightly altered, of my reply to Gweedo yesterday, concerning my designation of Jan 1st, 2023 as the Day the Comedy Died. I had posted late in the evening, so you all probably missed it.———-Silver, Eromlig, Chihal, Fogwhistle and Tuco all rode off into the sunset on their horses. Then Rabbi Boudreaux decided to follow them too, yelling Hi-Yo Silver! As the large dust cloud of their galloping horses receded to the horizon, Clotile, among the other onlookers, cried out, “Now we will never see a minister, priest and rabbi all together with a naked lady again!”
Freebyrd1 almost 2 years ago
I think that parking fee for a toy donation is an excellent idea. There are plenty of charities that could benefit from that. Unfortunately the ignorant money grabbing authorities would never go for it.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
Ah go back to sleep, maybe you’ll wake up in Zanzibar or Azusa. And if you’re Canadian those are zeds not a zees. Gotta watch for that in Zanzibar and Azusa.
Take care, may formerly joined at the checking account divorcee Gilbert “Happy” Freeman be with you, and gesundheit.
DawnQuinn1 almost 2 years ago
How was she missed? Th flight attendants always go back to front looking for articles left behind after the passengers leave. Kind of hard to miss a person sitting there.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
about 1 hour ago on Ripley’s Believe It or Not – Tuco
https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3182121
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were sitting in the Hubba Hubba having a few drinks when Bou noticed Thib was pretty sad.Bou asked Thib, “Mon Ami, what’s wrong?”Thib replied, “Me and Marie had a huge argument this morning and she’spretty mad at me.”Bou said,“Mais cher, I will told you a secret, there’s only two ways to argue wit a woman, and guess what, Neither one works!”
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Paying for tickets with toys? That’s so childish!!!
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
Blessings on you Kingston, Ontario. If I’m ever able to visit I’ll volunteer for a parking ticket.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
Blessings on you Hogan girls, I’d be terrified if someone had to share my thoughts.
J. R. M. almost 2 years ago
It must be Canada Day at RBION today, or something.
Jogger2 almost 2 years ago
A sleeping child woke up in an empty school bus, which was parked in the bus yard. As you would expect, the bus driver was fired because he didn’t check the bus before exiting at the end of his work shift.
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
The world might be a better place if we were all functionally like Krista and Tatiana.
bookworm0812 almost 2 years ago
Ummmmmm….aren’t the flight attendants supposed to check the plane to make sure all of the passengers are off before THEY get off. They and the captain are supposed to be the last ones off, aren’t they?
alscoonz2 almost 2 years ago
Paying parking tickets with toy donations is really, really cool! Gotta love them Hosers!
alscoonz2 almost 2 years ago
Picture this. It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” "The first man exclaims, “What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?” The neighbor responds, “Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven’t been together.” The first man responds," I’m sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could’ve taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”
Birdman47 almost 2 years ago
Birdman out.
egadi'mnotclad almost 2 years ago
Krista and Tatiana Hogan: they sound like they would be fun to hang with.
spaced man spliff almost 2 years ago
I made a Pages file and copied a ton of BION jokes posted on this site. Seems like slim pickins these days.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
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Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That lady that woke up on an empty plane has the making of a Twilight Zone episode!
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
The woman quickly changed her named to Kevin McAllister and became a star in Hollywood