Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 12, 2023

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Stature of limitations

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Fink, this is Barbie. Ken needs his clothes back.

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    Botulism Bob  almost 2 years ago

    How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Or, in the Finks case, lack of stature.

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    j_m_kuehl  almost 2 years ago

    Must be cheaper by the Dozen

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    How does he reach the ones on the top?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    He has recently been in touch with some tailors about replacing his entire wardrobe with some special “new clothes” (that could potentially take up no space at all).

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Good thing Mastroianni isn’t running out of material!

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Of course…material that would fit one person would be three of The Fink’s…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I here he gets them at the Short and Squat Shop.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Fun fact: he hasn’t changed his clothes, everyone just assumes that he has.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What? No variety? One size, black only, all the time.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    No casual wear?

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    proclusstudent  almost 2 years ago

    “The measure of a man is not found on a yardstick.” Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    Lord Farquaad would be proud.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    On special occasions, he wears them inside-out.

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    He must go to the same tailor or store as Broom Hilda. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    Looks a bit like Steve Jobs’ closet

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wear petite sizes, which means less fabric. Our clothes are always back in the farthest corner of any store, and cost more, generally, then regular sizes or plus sizes. Petite sizes can go up to 5’4", which is the national average size of a woman in the US. I used to just make most of my own clothes. It was easier than trying to find anything to fit – I don’t recall ever even seeing petites until I was in my 20s. The actual top height recommended can vary by brand. I have a friend who is 5’6" and needs petite slacks or me to hem regular ones.

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    wfhite  almost 2 years ago

    A convayor belt most likely.

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