Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 01, 2023

He comes from a long line of ̶s̶l̶i̶m̶e̶   salesmen

Don’t fall for his sales pitch honey. Microwaves won’t work without a door.

A roommate that I used to have had an old microwave that you could open the door while it was running and it wouldn’t turn off.

The whole microwave is just for decoration.

Er, the door is there to prevent you from being irradiated.

What some sell to make a buck…

Maybe you can use it as a planter.

It still has that nuker smell.

It just radiates bargain.

It’s a real hot deal!

The microwave housing is half price, and if you can get the door for half price…hmmm…sounds like a deal to me!

Oh…wait…there’s no scratches or dents…so…full price.