Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 09, 2023

Bring back Zombie Baby!!

Great move Owen. Maybe a focus group will help.

All caps and an exclamation point would be scary.

Not with those glasses, no.

Poor Owen. He can come live at my house. I’d appreciate him.

Owen just looks like a long-discarded emoji.

I doubt it, Owen.

Owen…you need to sneak up behind them…

Maybe a subtle hissing sound as you drift by.

Maybe you could branch out and become a floating stand up comic. People do laugh at you….

It would be more effectively hilarious, yes.

For you, Owen, nothing will be effective. Sorry. (Ha ha!)