The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 21, 2023

Talk, or get dunked Gingerbread Man!

Yah it’s whole milk! Don’t much care about your cholesterol problem.

I guess he just did not run fast enough!

Sugar cubes overshoes! Sweet!

Reminds me of the Gingy interrogation scene from the first Shrek film

Milk it for all you’re worth!

The boss likes to soften them up before he finishes them off.

You need to add some Pepperidge Farm Goldfish so he can swim with the fishes.

Seriously? No one’s going to say it? OK, fine. I’ll do it:

“That’s the way the cookie crumbles…”

At first glance, I thought he had mini-marshmallows on his feet. How would you get little feet to go into a hard sugar cube?

Funny

No, no. Dunk… then bite off the head. Amateur assassin.

Based on this thug’s accent you’d pose the question…Where are the trees in his neighborhood?Answer: between the twos and the fours

Oooooooo noooooooooo‼️☹️

I hate when this happens☹️

Leave the gun. Take the cookies.

The gingerbread man’s gonna get milked for all he’s worth!

He’s going in for a slim dunk!!

He sleeps with the cows.

“You did what?!? I told you to ice him, dummy.”

Someone should suggest this to The Great British Baking Show as a new challenge.

_"Bakers, today we are asking you to recreate famous crime scenes using gingerbread men as your characters. You may decorate any way you wish. You have three hours and your time. starts. now."

That’s what happens when you take the last of the Coffee-mate from the boss.

It should have been an Oreo cookie, it’s milk’s favorite cookie.

Yummy, to we old German-Americans, there is nothing too sweet.

This tragic outcome was bound to happen when his parents named him Duncan.

oooh no, Mr. Bill.

“He took sides against Keebers. Never take sides against the Bakery”

Ohhhh Noooo!