Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 17, 2023

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    Catlover12  almost 2 years ago

    The new way to count sheep! I’ll try it tonight!

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    McColl34 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pace yourself, Lupin. Give it a few minutes in between books. (Just long enough for the People to think you’ve stopped and start to drift off again.)

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In fairness, Lupin never claimed it was calming for others.

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    JLChi  almost 2 years ago

    Light exercise? A cat feels like a bowling ball when it vaults onto a sleeping tummy. And then to get walloped by a flying book….

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    Aspen_Bell  almost 2 years ago

    We’re in hour 7 of the man trying to sleep…

    https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2014/12/29

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 2 years ago

    Ah, Puck, just what I need right now. Thank you for reminding me to brew a cup of non-caffeine herbal tea.

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    Sue Ellen  almost 2 years ago

    Where are the kittens?

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    WelshRat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Lupin knows the calm power of silent destruction.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 2 years ago

    Snappin one, two

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akv9xlZ2mEs

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Some centering. Elvis still looks annoyed. Puck has the most effective method. Lupin considers his method better than counting sheep, but he can’t hear how he’s bothering everyone else.

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    emiesty Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So true to purrsonality!

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    Kitty Katz  almost 2 years ago

    By Sally Steltman, performed by Leslie Feist: 1234

    One, two, three, four

    Books now landing on the floor

    I love knocking

    All the books forever more!

    …….

    On the nightstand

    Books in a stack

    Give each one

    A good hearty smack!

    …….

    Oh, oh, oh

    Books on the floor

    Oh, oh, oh

    Let’s push them some more!

    …….

    Books off, books gone

    As we wait for day to dawn

    Well past 2 am

    Will this day never begin?

    …….

    Maybe some stretches

    And then some tea

    Time passes

    Slow as can be

    …….

    Oh, oh, oh

    Books on the floor

    Oh, oh, oh

    Let’s push them some more!

    …….

    One, two, three, four

    All the books are on the floor

    One, two, three, four

    Running now to find the door!

    …….

    Mew, mew, mew, mew

    Mew, mew, mew purr, mew

    Oh, oh, oh

    Books on the floor!

    Oh, oh, oh!

    Finding some more!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  almost 2 years ago

    Why, Lupin, why? Lupin(after catching the last, why, on the Woman’s lips) looks back at them, as he’s knocking another book down and says, Why what?

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    Maizing  almost 2 years ago

    My Sunny likes to knock the books off my nightstand.

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    Kitty Katz  almost 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Maat-Tilda: Looks like a lovely day to travel. We should make good time to afar.

    Sophititi: Maybe we can find some found objects along the way.

    Kara: I think we’re making good time to stop at the Midnight Oasis.

    Tabith-Isis: Just as long as no desert rats stop us.

    Tillie: Yeah, too bad Louie-Nour couldn’t come along.

    Soph: Isn’t he in Afar right now?

    Tabs: Yes, along with Iron Glove and Adobe Style.

    Sometime Later

    Desert Rat: Hello, noble travelers. I am Aman-Thief, and my partner Azibo.

    Ta-Natash: We met you once before.*

    Aman: Yes, I recall that unfortunate encounter. But things are different now.

    *https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2020/04/16

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    cat19632001  almost 2 years ago

    “Why?” There is no why, only do.

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    cat19632001  almost 2 years ago

    By this point, you’d think the People would know better than to leave anything anywhere on any table in the apartment. You’d think.

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    cat19632001  almost 2 years ago

    The teensiest, darlingest, most adorable bit of Pucky white floof patch.

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    arolarson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    OT. Pen recommendations?

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    dputhoff62  almost 2 years ago

    Lupin reminds me of Count van Count of SESAME STREET.

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    Katzen1415  almost 2 years ago

    Great idea, Lupin. If those books fell on their own, it could make it very difficult to sleep. Sleep is quite elusive, so I am glad for some tips from our feline reporters.

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    arolarson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Did anyone else listen to weather.com this morning? The next winter storm heading across the US is named Iggy!

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    misty  almost 2 years ago

    Knock every book off

    One at a time

    While you’re on the nightstand

    Make it worth the climb

    Ooh, yeah

    Stretch every muscle

    Bend ever so deep

    Dig in every paw claw

    ‘Till you’ve wrecked their sleep

    A sleep they will need

    For the rest that it gives

    Every night of their life

    Spoiled as long as you live

    Knock every book off

    Drink soothing tea

    Stretch your every muscle

    ’Till you think clearly

    For a day where fun never ends

    Follow what every cat does

    ’Till you see your friends

    - Richard Rogers / Oscar Hammerstein II – Climb Every Mountain

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    rs0204 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Holmes has discovered that my CPAP machine is fun, especially at 2:00 a.m. I don’t use a whole nose mask; rather, I use one with small nasal pillows that is less cumbersome and doesn’t make me look like a BORG. The CPAP works by keeping continual positive air pressure, so your airway stays open and you don’t stop breathing (F.Y.I.-Breathing is highly recommended to those who want to live). The excess air is blown out of the small frame that holds the pillows and air supply together…and a particular orange kitten loves it.

    I wake up to see a little orange paw reach over and pat at the air stream; pat…pat…pat. After shooing him away the first time, here comes the paw again, pat…pat…pat… Eventually, he will put his face into the air stream because it is fun, as if he is trying to lick the air. Last, he put his nose directly into the opening for the air, and we end staring at each other, nose to nose as it were, from about 3 inches apart. “I’m wide awake!” he tells me with wide eyes and fluffed whiskers, “Why aren’t you?”

    Hamilton, curled up on the bed by my head, does not intervene. He knows the kitten will eventually tire of the dad-air-game, and his next stop will be to dive-bomb Hamilton’s head. The longer I have to deal with this crazy kitten, the less he will have to.

    Holly, Mittens, and Belle attribute all the commotion on my side of the bed to some weird game less mentally developed males play in the middle of the night. Their smug female superiority radiates like a palpable aura.

    *Note: Any spelling or punctuation mistakes are because I didn’t get enough slepp, and I am writing this in a profound stupor.

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    Le'letha Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Way to make us feel the wait! Truly an extended night-before!

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh boy just what we need, Kitty Kat Sesame Street. One book…..Two book…..Three book………meow, meow, meow.

    Some kitty come and play

    Some kitty come and play today

    Some kitty come and smile the smiles

    And sing the songs

    It won’t take long

    Some kitty come and play today

    Some kitty come and play

    Some kitty come and play my way

    Some kitty come and rhyme the rhymes

    And laugh the laughs

    It won’t take time

    Some kitty come and play today

    Some kitty come with me and see the pleasure in the wind

    Some kitty see the time is getting late to begin

    Some kitty come and play

    Some kitty come and play today

    Some kitty come and be my friend

    And watch the sun ’till it rains again

    Some kitty come and play today

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    You gotta get up, you gotta get up, you gotta get up in the morning!

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    ars731  almost 2 years ago

    I suspect “Lupin why!” Is said an lot around the Big Pink House

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    Red Bird  almost 2 years ago

    Those books aren’t gonna knock over themselves.

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    Jacob Mattingly   almost 2 years ago

    One at a time, one at at time, one at at a time. I also like how each one sums up the cats: PUcky being a calm lad just has some tea, elvis being a bit jumpy moves abou ta bit but not too much and Lupin, being pure chaos.. knocks things over.

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    jbarnes  almost 2 years ago

    OT: My new kitten wants to knead my face with his claws when settling down at night. Any suggestions?

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    Breaking Cat News #1 Fan  almost 2 years ago

    So exited for tommy and sophie to move in!We’ll finally get to see the bottom floor of the Big Pink House!

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    Fennec! at the Disco  almost 2 years ago

    All together now: “LUPIN!!!”

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Pitching is a form of meditation. Carefully move the object to the edge, being mindful of the sliding, the soft scratchy noise, and the changing distance from the tipping point. Observe it falling. Take careful notice of the thud or swoosh as it lands. Repeat as necessary.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Why, Lupin?” Obvious: Because … LUPIN!

    Using “Lupin” and “reason” in the same sentence is not proper.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t be so sure it’s caffine-free. 8th grade science we had to do report on drugs, everyone assigned a different drug someone could get hooked on. I got the unenviable assignment of caffine, something none of us really thought of as a drug. I remember as part of my research I was looking at various drinks, at how much caffine was in each percentage wise. Picked up a drink that claimed to be caffine free and was shocked to find caffine free meant like 2 to 5 percent caffine. In comparison to the non-caffine free drinks where the percentage was 60% or more, that was awfully low. But it was still not caffine-free either.

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