Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 19, 2023

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised in the least.

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    “Odd trick to get rid of Cockroaches (You’ll wish you tried it sooner)”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    You must have been at the airport…where else would so many people be gathered and offended?

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What happens in Switzerland if you block the yodeling line?

    A: You’ll delay he who is next.

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    I Mad Am I  almost 2 years ago

    Didn’t that start with Margret the Annoying? Twelfth century (?) lady who would play the bagpipes until someone paid her to Go Away. Biggest paydays were right after a big revelry (party) and everyone would have a hangover! (My kind of person!)

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    tomfromthe50s Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This is a very old joke. E.g.: Groucho: “How much do you get for not rehearsing?” Chico: “You couldn’t afford it.”

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    Geezer  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Tom-Lehrer/In-Old-Mexico

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    A dime, a nickle, 35 cents, half dollar, 12 cents, and a penny…

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