Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 25, 2023

Heavy on the ordinary…..

He’s probably still using WordStar 2000 to do his writing. So yes, it is ordinary. And he doesn’t change much over time either.

Cosmo: I’m just special.

Well, I say thank heavens for writers, ordinary or otherwise!

Most “special agents” also have an “undercover job” working in fast food.

So, the FBI special agent is a writer, too. I was a kind of special agent, sending back to upper management details of a certain employee in case they had to fire him.

If a girl you’re trying to impress starts off by talking about her ex – run. if she cries while doing so, don’t even stop to pack.

A common lie ladies hear.

Why are there ghosts at the bar sitting behind Cosmo?

I’ve never understood the term “Special Agent” for the FBI. If they’re all “Special Agents” then none of them are “Special”.

Why are Cosmo’s pants at his ankles?

In the F.B.I.

Poor Cosmo, when will he ever learn????

Last guy was smart enough to leave her. Better follow that example…..

Reminds me of a coworker (long ago) whose boyfriend actually was an FBI agent, and active in the field. She told us some great stories… and those were the ones that could be told.

Why does she have a banana skin on her head? 8>)

In fact I’m an exceptional writer…