Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 21, 2023

Hope you win the hand Darryl. Let Wanda handle the three late night diaper changes.

The two of them playing strip poker? No thanks.

does a flush get you out of cleaning toilets?

whoop-tee-doo

And just how are you two assigning value to these chores?

And the winner is (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ …

After all that raising they still have three kids to raise.

A load of laundry? Hmmm, we’re getting serious here.

Hmmm, strip poker in their younger days. I recall that my wife and I would just both fold and skip to the bedroom.

“I’m all in! Give ’Ammie his bath!”

One of them has to do every chore if the other gets a Full House!

The third kid changes everything.

Hey, we’re getting into some pretty high stakes here….

Kids will have that affect.

High stakes game!!

When I was in college, there was a small crowd in the student union snack bar one night circling a table where two guys were clutching their cards. I swear I heard one of them say, “I’ll see your riverboat and raise you my daughter Nell.” I had to go get my cheeseburger, so I never knew Nell’s fate.

Maybe my sense of humor is dying, but how do you assign values to those chores? Like how does a load of laundry compare to a late-night diaper change?

Haha! XD