Stealbucks® Coffee, locations everywhere in the galaxy, except Dirk’s Death Star. He didn’t allow them to open one there because he doesn’t believe in coddling his troopers.
To be fair, the fact that he eats healthy doesn’t really change my opinion of Dirk. Brewster’s reaction would have affected my opinion of him if I didn’t already know he was a shallow little child-man.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Well, he does need to watch his weight to fit in that suit.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey! Staying regular is very important.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’ll need the fiber with that much sugar.
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
What the heck is all that? How does coffee fit in there with all that crap?
wi3leong Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not easy to find bran muffins anymore
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Whatever it takes.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Stealbucks® Coffee, locations everywhere in the galaxy, except Dirk’s Death Star. He didn’t allow them to open one there because he doesn’t believe in coddling his troopers.
But he may be reconsidering that decision.
gantech over 1 year ago
Major D’Oh! moment there, Dirk…
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now, this is a funny comic. Especially the staying regular part.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Dirk Regular?
fencie over 1 year ago
His order sounds yummy except the icky mocha part.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
is that bran muffin “to go”?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
You pay a lot of attention to regularity when you wear that outfit.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
To be fair, the fact that he eats healthy doesn’t really change my opinion of Dirk. Brewster’s reaction would have affected my opinion of him if I didn’t already know he was a shallow little child-man.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Dirk is a scourge in his own mind.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I think that’s why they normally call out a name, to keep from embarrassing the customers.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
He is evil to hold up the line with all those “extras” while sleepy people are waiting for straight double espressos. :)
T... over 1 year ago
Now just the scourge of the barista if he don’t shut up…