That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 12, 2023

Akiko began to suspect that the artist had a butt fetish.

Does this lighting make my butt look fat?

A good hostess knows how to please her guests.

The painter got a little behind on his work.

I guess the pool boy just left.

/// Debbie tempts the installer to sin.

He’s a pro, though, and wants to begin

to lay Debbie’s cable

as soon as he’s able.

So he asked, “Where can I plug it in?”

Let’s see. I had breakfast, packed my lunch, . . .

(an oldie but still a goodie.)

I think my butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!

/// Keiko does household chores in the nude

thinking no one would ever intrude.

Then a painter she knows,

(next door), asked her to pose.

Through her open back door she’d been viewed.

Young slinky Charlotte was at that age

When to test her Wow! power was the rage

Wise men knew her lack of inhibition

And urge to flaunt her bod in exhibition,

But wisely left her burlesque stage.

.

Teenage fantasies can be wild

But to indulge in them with a child

Or even one just past childhood

Is wrong and never comes to good.

“Playboy” has some otherwise beguiled.

lucky cable guy

Two big surprises.

The hot flashes were starting to impact Debbie’s work at the diner.

Butter!

Now where’s my kimono?

This was one of those rare times when the cable guy came early…

(We’re close to the end of this fable)/

When Larry departs, he’s unstable/

He’s weak in the knees/

And, as for her, she’s/

Forgotten he came for the cable..///

Yes, Larry’s a master-baller:/

They call him the “Super-installer”/

He knows less than do we/

About cable TV/

But he’s always a welcome caller!

Because in college, it’s frequently the norm / To eat from a meal-plan and sleep in a dorm. / But a gal who’s not shy / Can more than get by / With a few judicious displays of her form.

“Okay,” she said. “I know how this goes.” / Because, when a student, she’d been asked to pose. / The fees of a few sessions / Would pay her tuition. / Not a bad deal for a few hours without clothes.

Shelly wasn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch, she had heard everyone was looking at nudes over in the art museum, so off she went.

They looked at the back of the new nude painting and found this.

Nuthin could be cheerier than a superior posterior in the mor-or-ornin….

The neighbor was trimming the bushes for a better view, and so had she.

The cute guy next door said he’s coming over to borrow some sugar…or was that to ‘get’ some sugar?…she can’t remember…

Why has no one commented on that rash under her cheek?

I’m tired of waiting Ned…..oh, sorry Ted!

The cable guy should have no problem activating her box.

Or the pizza guy.

Must be laundry day.

I hope it’s warm since she’s going to be waiting for quite a while.

“I love your art collection. Do you know the artist?”

You’re not supposed to tip until afterwards.

Turning back to the lectern, Debbie was confident in her presentation based on how attentive the audience was. Now she had to make the time finally to crack the spine on the José Antonio Bowen “Teaching Naked” book she has been meaning to read.

Nuthin could be cheerier than a superior posterior in the mor-or-or in’…

Something is keeping me from posting today. Maybe I’ve been banned.

Lucky him.

A Nude:

Paste (including the quote marks)

"Category:Paintings of nude females by Kuroda Seiki" site=commons.wikimedia.org

(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the Iwami text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1356 (12/2/15) (January 11, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog enty with my comment pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by this artist have been used here (9 times total, including this, a prior Throwback Thursday repeat, and a Classic repeat), the December 2, 2015, strip being its first use. The September 3, 2018, strip is the prior non-repeat by him.

Hellen liked her neighbor but not enough to give him a full frontal view.

if he shows up…

You put your left foot in …

Hai, I went blonde—but as you see, it’s still me.

Ohh, ooh, A “SUPRISE PARTY !”