Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 27, 2023

Yeah he does look a few pounds low.

Pepperoni, extra cheese! And keep ’em coming!

Hey, mine’s that way too. I wonder if it’s contagious?

You should give … surprise him with a little “Bazinga!” three times a day.

This is serious, Doc. He doesn’t believe in transfusions, so could you put him down, and I’ll have to find a new one.

But his razzamatazz is borderline.

my pi$$a$$ is usually a quart low depending on the day of the week.

But his chutzpah is through the roof!

Did you check his endurance level, Doc? He seems to peter out so quickly lately!

But on the plus side his fwaang stats are surprisingly high!

Pump it up until you can feel it

Pump it up when you don’t really need it

His ‘get up and go’ got up and went!

Isn’t pizzazz the main ingredient of pizza?

Well if it went right to his butt, everything would be fine.

Maybe if he learned to play Domino’s?

Details please; glamour – real low, vitality – not too low, you got him here after all…

There are only 3 z’s in pizazz, not 4.

They should do a couple more tests: one to check his vim and the other to check his vigor.