Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 31, 2023

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry pal you’re on your own.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    “There’s a unicorn in the garden!”

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    “Eating roses.”

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    well, he did say to take him to your leader, so…

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    Botulism Bob  almost 2 years ago

    The next thing he’ll say is “take my wife, please”.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    New Mexico in 1947?

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    I know this because she wouldn’t believe me about the previous seven ETs.

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    Tired  almost 2 years ago

    Drunk again

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    “Just, please don’t tell her about the probing!!”

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She said you were drunk & threw you out, but that’s what they want you to think. L’il Greenie was supposed to sneak in for sordid goings on after you’d gone fishing.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    And she’ll say, “You drum up any excuse”.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Still not going to help if that happens to be a female alien.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Drinking buddies always look different…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    Mine never bought any of mine either.

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