JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 26, 2023

They skipped the wedding (including his mom not just George) for… that?

It must be some other Philadelphia. This winter there was one snowfall that barely measured 1/4 inch.

Who is seating with Delray? His wife is going to be not happy!

Help please..who is George?

There are actually 12 towns in the US named Philadelphia.

That snow quad looks so cool.

That “new plow feeling” will wear off eventually!

Given his age and the toll that shoveling snow takes on the body, I’m not surprised he decided on the vehicle!

Hawaii is a magical place like Disney is…

Generous and enjoying.

Wait… there really is an “Allentown”?

I mean, I liked the song that was in “The Hangover: Part Two”, but… really?

Hard to believe they took the DOG to Hawaii but not Delray’s mother.

They were spending money like water on that trip. They couldn’t have both the snow plow and a nice trip to Hawaii?

“I’m Mr. Plow, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Plow…”

Well, we’re waiting here in Allentown.

When my dad retired here in Flagstaff, AZ, I told him to bring the snow blower. For years he had fun blowing snow around the neighborhood, until the Parkinson’s finally took him down. I can’t stand two-cycle engines, so I put it on permanent loan to one of my neighbors.

Tahiti, “It’s a magical… place.”

There is no better joy than the joy that comes from helpin’ other people!

Don’t tell Jeremy Renner. He’ll probably get PTSD. Get better my good friend!

Philadelphia police are cracking down on illegal use of ATVs on the streets. Entire gangs of people on ATVs and dirt bikes are taking over streets, running amok, popping wheelies the whole way with no regard for stop signs or traffic lights.

If there’s no snow,he can use it to scrape up dripping cheese from Philly cheesesteaks

George Crunchy, Snow Angel.