Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2023

I just know Phoebe took a photo of Dakota in her undies and uploaded it.

And yet, you still asked her, Dakota.

Remember that Dakota can (sort of) understand that Blart. But Phoebe doesn’t know what she said.

Phoebe, please be serious, Dakota is (I hope) about to discover something important about herself!

“The Awakening: The Dakota Era.”

Could be worse. You could still have a tail.

Who else could you have ask about THIS?

Blart it is!

All things must BLART…

But that’s not the only reason, is it?

I’m pretty sure that’s what it said.

I think it says you should try talking to Priscilla again.

You saw so much of yourself in the novel. . . and everyone else saw so much of you you didn’t want them to!

C’mon, Phoebe, do her a favor and takes this a little more seriously.

I think Dakota will become a writer. I see her reading “Harriet the Spy”, starting to write facts about people in a notebook. A notebook that Phoebe will absolutely want to read.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

It says that goblin psyches and problems are not so different than human ones.

hope that epiphany comes soon, Dakota

At least she’s not still in shock from the underwear incident.

Is Dakota afraid that she’s not all that unique … horn?

Phoebe really knows how to get to the blart of the matter.

BLART!

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