Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 26, 2023

What are the black rubber gloves for? I’m almost afraid to ask.

Not to mention that the trap door only goes to the next level below.

That’s strange it worked when Dilbert stood on it?

“Sure, but you’re not going to be able to afford my charge.”

Bwah-ha-ha-oops!

No

That’s right; now bend over, this won’t take but a minute or so.

“ummmm ….. No. Here’s your invoice. A 5% discount for cash.”

That’ll be an extra $250

“Sure. Hand me back the death ray and I’ll fix all our problems.”

Sure – I’ll fix it for you. We need to trade places for a minute.

The oubliette is not currently under a maintenance agreement. If it’s nothing serious, we can fix it if you sign a 1 year service agreement which includes checkups.

There was an hilarious episode of “The Mitchell and Webb Show” where a supervillain wants a trap door installed. Health and Safety requires it to be installed with caution tape, a flashing light and a warning siren. Makes it difficult to “get the drop on” insubordinates. :)

After discovering your dastardly plot, I think not.

The R.U. Sirius obviously has artificial gravity, ponder if you will the pointlessness of installing a trap door on a space station that does not have it.

The trapdoor bit in the Dr. Who parody “The Curse of Fatal Death”. Jonathan Price was hysterical in that…

The trap door is working. But, this is a zero-g part of the station.

This would fit right in with a Mel Brooks movie.

Just put him in an airlock… Problem solved.