Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 26, 2023

I think she planned that….

When Charlie Brown asked you whether you wanted to play, you could have just said no, Lucile!

What is scary is that there are people who genuinely think like this.

Well that’s women for you! They sure know how to spin a tale to win an argument and get their way.

Consent is important kids

Isn’t going home a good thing in baseball?

That’s alright, Charlie. All Lucy adds to your team is another body in outfield. The other players will still have to do her work. At least now she won’t get in the way.

Good grief, Charlie Brown.

Before you ask the ball you have to address the ball.

Hello ball (a la Ed Norton)

Sounds like modern day progressives

Lucy, are you aware that most, if not, all the things you say are completely full of bull?

UGH!! Why is she even playing baseball if she REFUSES to take it seriously?!

Zen….so Zen…

Address the ball…“HELLO, BALL!”

A baseball doesn’t talk.

Charlie Brown has to what?

Place the ball on the ground. If it doesn’t want to play, it will roll away.

I see an analogy with the American taxpayer — but I’m weird.

Don’t underestimate talking to a ball – Talking to a ball (named “Wilson”) saved Chuck Noland’s sanity, if not his life, in “Cast away”!

fussbudget = progressive woke? Charles was WAY ahead of his time.

Lucy should be wearing sandals and love beads

I’m guessing Lucy wasn’t really that into baseball today.

Time to get your five cents back, CB

welcome to the world of feminine logic

Lucy would usually play baseball willingly (albeit distractedly, indifferently, and incompetently), so she usually didn’t do things to skip out on playing. She would, however, try to “improve” things. Another angle – she was thinking of golf, where the player does “address the ball”

Hey, any excuse to bail on playing for Charlie’s team is a good one.

No problem Charlie Brown ….. the only time that you should be concerned is if the ball answers ……… :)

Well played Lucy

Lucy is severely e_il

Cute one…

It didn’t answer because it’s dream is being used for what it was made for. PLAYING BASEBALL!!! It thought this was obvious, Lucy.

how harsh of you, Lucy

“The first thing you do is address the ball. ‘Hello, Ball!’ "

No, no, no!! CB should have told Lucy, ‘You should have asked your dress if it wanted to be worn!! After this long, your blue dress has got to be getting as tired of you as we are!!’

Oh, Lucy never catches the ball anyway.

Art Carney…“Hello,Ball!”

Didn’t know Lucy was a panpsychist.