Check Merriam-Webster. One definition of literally is virtually. Times change. And disinterested now can mean uninterested. In fact, that’s what it almost always means these days.
I wonder if Pastis has ever done some jokes about automation and AI? I’ve been following Pearls for some years, but I can’t recall seeing many on such themes here… Anyone read the entire series?
Just in case he reads these comments for ideas, there’s a deep theme… The underlying reality is that technology has crossed a new milestone. Now the corporate cancers can automate any worker. Any skill that can be clearly defined can be done better, more reliably, and cheaper with a suitably programmed computer. For example chess or rewriting. The only hitch is that it has to be profitable, so that means they will start with the most expensive workers, replacing them with cheaper AI workers. And it doesn’t matter how good you are at learning new skills. Any better paid skill will only be a bigger target for replacement. Your next job will always pay less.
Since Pastis likes recursive humor, it should consider the AI replacement of cartoonists?
Can you believe there’s a solution approach? Just joking. I’m fully convinced “There’s no way to get there from here.” Or should I leave it as a simple “Me neither”?
Just saw the first trailer for the next Indiana Jones movie, Harrison Ford’s last so he says.
So, is Ford literally or figuratively too old to have Indy running around on his adventures? Many thought he was too old in the awful Crystal Skulls movie, which was 15 years ago. But maybe this new movie is a chance to redeem the franchise.
My pet peeve has only been around since the 1990’s, “on accident” instead of “by accident”. “By accident” has been documented as the preferred usage dating back to the 4th century in Latin based languages.
When someone uses “literally” in a figurative way (or to exaggerate or to use as hyperbole), I feel that it is my duty to take their “literally” literally and to possibly make what they said seem ridiculous.
My only big pet peeve concerning the misuse of grammar: when people use the past participle to express simple past tense for the verb “to see”. For example— I seen Pastis in the grocery store yesterday. No! You ‘saw’ him. It seems I hear this more and more lately and I can’t understand why because it doesn’t seem to happen with any other verbs.
Years ago (back when literally sometimes meant literally) a local news anchor said, “I was literally scared to death!” I guess the paramedics were able to resuscitate her.
On a side note, when I trained as an EMT, we were told to visualize the patient’s back. The first thing I thought of was to make a mental image of the patient’s back. It would have been more clear if the instructor had said: “gently roll the patient on his side and visually inspect him for injuries.”
I once wrote that we should be careful what to believe what something is taken out of context, but then I got a reply noting that I myself admitted that what I had written was literally “taken out of context”.
Wow, literally 182 comments today! I’m literally number 183.My pet peeve is the wrong use of less when it should be fewer. If you can count it, then use fewer: “use the express lane if you have 10 items or fewer (not 10 items or less) in your basket” “more people are out of work, so we have fewer (not less) people employed now” "There’s less water in this glass now that I drank some.’ Sunday I purpose to eat fewer wings and less food than last year’s Super Bowl.
Ever one of us in this conversation uses words everyday that have changed meaning over the years, some have the oppositie meaning to what they one did. It doesn’t make sense to pick out one or two works or forms that you don’t like and call those who use them ignorant, or blame or on education, etc.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
I literally want to punch Rat in the head.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
I’m with Rat; I literally hate when people misuse the word “literally,” and I want to beat up every single one of them, figuratively speaking.
Oakguy almost 2 years ago
Check Merriam-Webster. One definition of literally is virtually. Times change. And disinterested now can mean uninterested. In fact, that’s what it almost always means these days.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Pig needs a new friend!
salakfarm Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Like Rat, I admit to being a grammar nazi.
susanj77 almost 2 years ago
Go figure.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
Piggy fall down.
Sanspareil almost 2 years ago
I hate to literally change my cats litter box!
shanen0 almost 2 years ago
I wonder if Pastis has ever done some jokes about automation and AI? I’ve been following Pearls for some years, but I can’t recall seeing many on such themes here… Anyone read the entire series?
Just in case he reads these comments for ideas, there’s a deep theme… The underlying reality is that technology has crossed a new milestone. Now the corporate cancers can automate any worker. Any skill that can be clearly defined can be done better, more reliably, and cheaper with a suitably programmed computer. For example chess or rewriting. The only hitch is that it has to be profitable, so that means they will start with the most expensive workers, replacing them with cheaper AI workers. And it doesn’t matter how good you are at learning new skills. Any better paid skill will only be a bigger target for replacement. Your next job will always pay less.
Since Pastis likes recursive humor, it should consider the AI replacement of cartoonists?
Can you believe there’s a solution approach? Just joking. I’m fully convinced “There’s no way to get there from here.” Or should I leave it as a simple “Me neither”?
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Rat is a figure of speech. Loud speech.
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
Three cheers for Rat! Now, let’s see if we can get people to understand the difference between renumeration and remuneration. And affect and effect.
hariseldon59 almost 2 years ago
Not to open another can of worms, but I’ve never liked the expression “I could care less”, when what most people mean is “I couldn’t care less”.
C almost 2 years ago
Good job Rat
TwilightFaze almost 2 years ago
One of the rare few times I gotta agree with Rat.
Croc Holliday almost 2 years ago
And I thought that you’d gotten it through your skull
What’s figurative and what’s literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You literally couldn’t get out of bed
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
Gandalf almost 2 years ago
Rat is correct!
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pig was watching “Cackles Harris’s Word Salad Theater”
Croc Holliday almost 2 years ago
Just saw the first trailer for the next Indiana Jones movie, Harrison Ford’s last so he says.
So, is Ford literally or figuratively too old to have Indy running around on his adventures? Many thought he was too old in the awful Crystal Skulls movie, which was 15 years ago. But maybe this new movie is a chance to redeem the franchise.
Darkknight55 almost 2 years ago
To everyone who is like Rat, shut up. I don’t tell you how to use the English language, so don’t tell me how to use it.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
There are a lot of people in the same boat with Pig.
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
Leave that to the Grammar Nazis, Rat.
Procat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If it wasn’t for the Grammar Nazi’s, how would you know that you didn’t pay enough attention in English class?
erick.robinson almost 2 years ago
I have a BUNCG of folks in my Static Raid Group that ALL butcher that word… I drink copious amounts of scotch to deal with it….
Semolina Pilchard almost 2 years ago
I no longer know what people mean when they say “literally” (so I love this one!)
JanBic Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My pet peeve has only been around since the 1990’s, “on accident” instead of “by accident”. “By accident” has been documented as the preferred usage dating back to the 4th century in Latin based languages.
chris_o42 almost 2 years ago
Actually, Rat has a point this time.
rshive almost 2 years ago
Best to keep your thesaurus (or maybe dictionary) by the TV, Pig. Or whatever.
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
I’m literally fed up with people saying "literally” improperly.
artegal almost 2 years ago
The misuse of “literally” drives me figuratively insane.
aerotica69 almost 2 years ago
I’m kind of on Rat’s side with this one.
Tallguy almost 2 years ago
I’ve never been more on Rat’s side.
whelan_jj almost 2 years ago
Pig could argue that one can “almost die” without having to call the paramedics or requiring CPR.
pheets almost 2 years ago
Wish Rat would address ‘then’ and ‘than’ with the same…vigor.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
When someone uses “literally” in a figurative way (or to exaggerate or to use as hyperbole), I feel that it is my duty to take their “literally” literally and to possibly make what they said seem ridiculous.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Figuratively died laughing just doesn’t have the same impact
CaveCat87 almost 2 years ago
It’s about time that someone tried to teach Pig the difference between literalism and figurativeness.
Eristic almost 2 years ago
My only big pet peeve concerning the misuse of grammar: when people use the past participle to express simple past tense for the verb “to see”. For example— I seen Pastis in the grocery store yesterday. No! You ‘saw’ him. It seems I hear this more and more lately and I can’t understand why because it doesn’t seem to happen with any other verbs.
Snolep almost 2 years ago
This strip makes me feel badly.
edstiles almost 2 years ago
I often wonder… Is Stephan in real life like Goat or like Rat?
stamps almost 2 years ago
Here is where we really need the fist of death.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
RAT is SO annoying…..
albzort almost 2 years ago
Years ago (back when literally sometimes meant literally) a local news anchor said, “I was literally scared to death!” I guess the paramedics were able to resuscitate her.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 2 years ago
One of my grandsons is really fond of the word ‘literally’. Drives me crazy, but it’s a short trip for me.
Keno21 almost 2 years ago
And here I thought I was literally the only person in the world that actually knows what the word ‘literally’ means.
rwh2 almost 2 years ago
On a side note, when I trained as an EMT, we were told to visualize the patient’s back. The first thing I thought of was to make a mental image of the patient’s back. It would have been more clear if the instructor had said: “gently roll the patient on his side and visually inspect him for injuries.”
T... almost 2 years ago
Rat is right, literally speaking…
Charlie Tuba almost 2 years ago
Be sure to watch Weird Al’s “Word Crimes”.
FilmPhanatic Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yes, Rat! I’m with you all the way.
KEA almost 2 years ago
next up… assaulting someone for using “really unique”
Omniman almost 2 years ago
My favorite is when someone says they’re nauseous, when they mean nauseated.
FRISCOLA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
WORD CRIMES by Weird Al
Eric S almost 2 years ago
I am literally laughing!
Eric S almost 2 years ago
Stephen Pastis is also literally getting old! :D
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Captain Literally
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I once wrote that we should be careful what to believe what something is taken out of context, but then I got a reply noting that I myself admitted that what I had written was literally “taken out of context”.
paulscon almost 2 years ago
Wow, literally 182 comments today! I’m literally number 183.My pet peeve is the wrong use of less when it should be fewer. If you can count it, then use fewer: “use the express lane if you have 10 items or fewer (not 10 items or less) in your basket” “more people are out of work, so we have fewer (not less) people employed now” "There’s less water in this glass now that I drank some.’ Sunday I purpose to eat fewer wings and less food than last year’s Super Bowl.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Go figure.
TimeLordSoundwave almost 2 years ago
People who misuse the word “literally” drive me figuratively insane.
PaintTheDust almost 2 years ago
Woah! I’m with Rat on this one.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Pig would be one of the hardest people to explain the difference to.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Good for you, Rat! Say it LOUD! —Figuratively speaking, that is….
rogthedodge1 almost 2 years ago
I hate “crispy”, which was created by Madison Avenue around 1982. Now everyone says it.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At least Pig’s second sentence is grammatically correct.
billdaviswords almost 2 years ago
Ever one of us in this conversation uses words everyday that have changed meaning over the years, some have the oppositie meaning to what they one did. It doesn’t make sense to pick out one or two works or forms that you don’t like and call those who use them ignorant, or blame or on education, etc.
Dacker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Here is the best comic I’ve ever seen on “literally.”https://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
unfair.de almost 2 years ago
Wow. I’m WITH Rat on that one!
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nobody tell Rat all the stuff they are NOT teaching in English classes these days, or he’ll nuke us all.
HelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHello 16 days ago
I’m with rat