Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 07, 2023

No, the conversation will never get there (and lots of other things will happen).

Communications being only one of many reasons why intergalactic travel will never – can never – happen.

TachyPhone.

Wait till he gets his “Intergalactic Minutes” Bill.

those roaming charges gotta be out of this world!

Can you hear me now?

I haven’t seen an old Ford Probe in a long time. I’m surprised it’s still in the Galaxy.

I took my time machine back to the dealer for a repair, but they said the warranty wasn’t valid yet.

Pick up a roast chicken for supper on your way back.

Hope

Anyway, they will have died of old age by the time he gets there.

“Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair.

My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there…"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_oevtaeYKw

I’d say no bars on that cell…

A good chap indeed to get you to work on time…..

So why bother calling?