Did he fall asleep in front of the toaster?
He’s at peace and one with the universe now: he’s toast.
Why we need a ban on assault toasters!!!
For a ninja assassin, ANYTHING can be weapon. A-plus for creativity! (Using the butterknife was way too easy.)
This toaster was equipped with the same ejection motor as an F-14.
He’s bread, Jim.
What, they don’t have pop-up toasters overseas?
These should not be in civilian hands.
This never would have happened with a bagel.
Always figured toasters should come with warning labels.. “do not place face over toaster”.. while toasting.
Murder by toast.
Revenge
Never look into the hole!
It looks a bit burnt as well.
pfft, my toaster would never do that, light tan or burnt black. Never a even brown.
Russian rye roulette toaster.
I always thought that cutting the crust of bread was silly. But in this case, it might have made a difference.
The sourdough had been planning this for weeks and all his family and friends could express were their thoughts and prayers… :o(
B. Kliban
Cpeckbourlioux over 1 year ago
Did he fall asleep in front of the toaster?
Honey, the butter-rubbed lard treats are ready! over 1 year ago
He’s at peace and one with the universe now: he’s toast.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why we need a ban on assault toasters!!!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
For a ninja assassin, ANYTHING can be weapon. A-plus for creativity! (Using the butterknife was way too easy.)
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
This toaster was equipped with the same ejection motor as an F-14.
WaitingMan over 1 year ago
He’s bread, Jim.
Droptma Styx over 1 year ago
What, they don’t have pop-up toasters overseas?
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
These should not be in civilian hands.
carlzr over 1 year ago
This never would have happened with a bagel.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Always figured toasters should come with warning labels.. “do not place face over toaster”.. while toasting.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Murder by toast.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Revenge
Graphicsdog over 1 year ago
Never look into the hole!
MFRXIM Premium Member over 1 year ago
It looks a bit burnt as well.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 1 year ago
pfft, my toaster would never do that, light tan or burnt black. Never a even brown.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Russian rye roulette toaster.
jpozenel over 1 year ago
I always thought that cutting the crust of bread was silly. But in this case, it might have made a difference.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
The sourdough had been planning this for weeks and all his family and friends could express were their thoughts and prayers… :o(