Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 10, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    There’s nothing like a mother’s love.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 1 year ago

    Must’ve been a last minute homework question.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Since when does Calvin care about love?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    Deep. Very deep, especially for ANY 6-year-old.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 1 year ago

    This seems a lot like Bloom County’s Brinkley and all his midnight anxieties.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That, and the law…

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    yup that age in a kids life when mom goes from being reassuring to reassuringly threatening. Wait a few years and slippers might fly…

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Sleep with one eye open from now until you go to college.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Ah, puberty.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    I wonder why…….

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No, but lust is. ;)

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Wait until you have a kid and find out why your mom answered the way she did!

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    Skippy the Magnificent  over 1 year ago

    That’s lust. Love is a gift.

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    There are better times for questions like that than midnight.

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    VegaAlopex  over 1 year ago

    I should have do that to my mean grandmother. She wouldn’t have know what I was saying.

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  over 1 year ago

    Sooo shut up !!!!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    Biochemical reaction and genes… from a 6 year old at midnight? At 2 am is his head going to spin?

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Talk about skating on thin ice . . . he’s lucky he’s getting thin air.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Calvin’s mind never stops thinking…oy

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    Ron Nacker  over 1 year ago

    So where is Hobbes he should be calming your fears.

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    Will_Scarlet  over 1 year ago

    Actually, you SHOULD find that reassuring…

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That is what I tell my two dogs, both Schorkies: “Good thing you are cute…”

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    Wesley  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sometimes Calvin is so cynical he gets an adrenaline rush.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Mom, Dad, Susie, Moe, Hobbes, Rosalyn, Mrs. Wormwood, Space Aliens… Everyone wants to kill Calvin… ☺

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    Oarsman  over 1 year ago

    He must have read Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    Yes, but good luck getting anyone to buy a Valentine’s Day card that admits it.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    If life’s BIG questions wake you up in the night, write them down .

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    hmm… Calvin must entering early puberty.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I was 6 or younger, I became obsessed with why I existed and how I came to be. I didn’t have the vocabulary Calvin has, so I stumbled to ask my mother about it several times. She thought I was asking about how she came to have me (biology/sex) and struggled to find words to explain that to a 5-6 year old. I bet a lot of young kids had deep questions they just couldn’t express.

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    At least the Mom didn’t yell at Calvin, despite being annoyed from being woken up in the middle of the night for nothing as usual. Though I’m sure after the third panel, she just said “Now go back to sleep. It’s after midnight.”

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    ganeydn  over 1 year ago

    Panel 3 is her long round way of saying yes.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Now she thinks he should have been strangled at birth.

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    We know why Calvin never gets older than 6.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think Calvin is right-on.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rest assured, Calvin, it’s all in the genes!

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    That’s funny!

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    Panel 3 always makes me LOL

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    It’s a wonder why Calvin isn’t sleeping on part of the roof!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Wow a budding Rick Sanchez. [The Adventures of Rick & Morty.]

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    Ukko wilko  over 1 year ago

    When our youngest daughter had a teenaged daughter of her own, she asked, “Mom, how come I’m still alive?” My wife answered, “Dear, you were very fortunate. Your father and I never both wanted to kill you at the same time.”

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    The Pro from Dover  over 1 year ago

    It’s my midnight reassurance!

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