Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2023

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    No, honey, I’m not.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a sting.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    I can’t hive 55.

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    Digital Frog  almost 2 years ago

    It’s Sting and the Police!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    He would’ve gotten away if he was Ninja Bee.

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    Indiana Guy  almost 2 years ago

    One trick question that the police sometimes pose is, “Do you mind if I search your car?” If you respond “yes”, that you do mind, that could be interpreted as “yes, go ahead and search”. If you answer “no”, that is interpreted as “no, I don’t mind, go ahead and search”. The correct response is “I do not give consent to a search.”

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Name: Robert Redford

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    well, he is a bee so…

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    The “buzz” sound comes from the wings. He’s buckled in, sitting back on the wings. So clearly he is not, and cannot buzz.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    That’s better than the cop who called him a son of a bee!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    that’s a Cʟᴀss Bᴇᴇ misdemeanor

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    walk.rich  almost 2 years ago

    How high are you? Hi, how are you?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I was buzzed until you pulled me over, honey bun! Your hive or mine?

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    Lag44 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Too many Stingaritas

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Species profiling.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t move, keep your feet on the steering wheel then come out of the car slowly with your feet raised, no quick moves…

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    StephenRice  almost 2 years ago

    Interesting that the cop is blue collar while the driver is white collar.

    I think I need to see an exorcist about my English degree. Again.

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Buzz off, mister.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    “No, I’m buzzING.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    The officer won’t let him drive, so he’ll have to find a ride comb .

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    the cop stopped him ’cause that area is a real hive of crime…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Officer, while I do “buzz”, I am not, in point of fact, “buzzed”.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    Bee nice, all o’ youse.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 2 years ago

    Well, I’ll bee!

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    pnemonic  almost 2 years ago

    bees can’t walk in a straight line

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