Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 17, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    but you still haven’t returned the tools you borrowed

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    Just remember to clean them first.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Except none of them have any.

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    Prof. Mementomori's Deep-Fried Pressure Suit  almost 2 years ago

    … and their rears are in use, in the seats, so…

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    What?

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Headache!! : )

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Lend you my ears?! That’ll leave a mark, Antony.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The ear-loaner program was not a great success.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Lend: verb1.grant to (someone) the use of (something) on the understanding that it shall be returned.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    why not… you can have my fur babies ear’s… they don’t listen to us anyways. :}

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think “lend” is the right verb here.

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    Autological  almost 2 years ago

    And donate your knees to the needy!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    they don’t seem to have any, or maybe they already did, give, that is. (“and with every pair lent you will receive two bonus coupons for a free blade at Brutus’ armory and blade shop”).

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    JudyAz  almost 2 years ago

    “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…

    No, Vincent, not literally!"

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    moondog42 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Friends, Romans, countrymen… lend me $5

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We just stayed at the Gift Of Life Transplant House in Rochester, MN, by Mayo Clinic. Organ swapping is quite the thing there. For some, opioid OD’s are very much appreciated.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    “neither a borrower nor a lender be”, if you’re interested…

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    this one should be interred in your bones

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Somebody wants to lend him their rear, but they’re gonna need it back.

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    PouluCBagumba  almost 2 years ago

    He’s very ear-rotating.

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They’re all there for the free pizza and beer aftrewards…!

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    gcarlson  almost 2 years ago

    A Donor Alliance rep introduced herself when I was rounding in one of our ICUs yesterday. I proudly showed her the heart on my driver’s license.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    next thing you know, he’ll be asking them all to give him a hand…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Lend . . . "? If I did go along, I’m smart enough not to count on getting them back.

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