The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.
Grandma Lea almost 2 years ago
I thought junior VP started as overpaid potatoes?
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Dana maybe in the next meeting you can make it to fifteen minutes.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yes, but – - – - could anyone tell the difference?
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Good for you, Dana!
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
There was already too many unhealthy carbs in the room. From the muffins, but go with what you were first thinking.
MartinPerry1 almost 2 years ago
The data seems to show this. Get rid of management and productivity will soar.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I need to increase my patience.