The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.
The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.