Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 22, 2023

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Oopspee Doopspee.

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    Indiana Guy  almost 2 years ago

    If you’re in a hardware store like Menards or Lowes, they have a lot of toilets on display in the plumbing department. Use one of those.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Puckered at both ends.

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    Macushlalondra  almost 2 years ago

    I remember one store’s sign said “This bathroom is being cleaned for you. Please use the other bathroom on such and such floor.” Please explain how this bathroom is being cleaned for me when you expect me to use a different one?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A sign like that one is designed to keep bathrooms clean longer.

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    Little Caesar  almost 2 years ago

    Had he left a “Wet Floor” sign he would be cleaning the hall now.

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    GreenT267  almost 2 years ago

    Many years ago, my husband and I were traveling I-80 back to California after visiting our folks and announcing that I was pregnant. We got to Wyoming and I really to go. We got to an off ramp that had several gas stations and pulled into one. Bathroom door had an out-of-service sign on the door. We tried another. Same problem. We went back on the road to the next off ramp and I rushed up to the door only to find the same sign. As I waddled back to the car a state trooper motioned me over and told me that the door was unlocked and the sign was there to keep people from using the facilities without buying something. Easier than having to hand out a key.

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Just open the stupid door

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Hope everything comes out ok……

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    TMMILLER Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I spent several years in janitorial at a very large performing arts center. The stories I could tell of patrons and the use of said restrooms.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    You don’t keep an empty Mountain Dew bottle handy? Oops, TMI.

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    Hey. If I gotta go and the door isn’t locked, I don’t care what the sign says.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve gone in anyhow, if ya gotta go ya gotta go…

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    i think there’s a justifiable homicide defense here

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    At a local bakery, I had to ask for my money back before they would unlock the toilet, which the staff had cleaned 45 minutes before closing and locked for the day. I contacted the owner – new staff!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Janitorial malfeasance results in an incontinent experience.

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    tung cha cha cha  almost 2 years ago

    I worked in a high rise bldg in San Francisco finance district and luckily my office had multiple floors so that I could take the stairs to a bathroom on another floor (thank goodness didn’t have to wait for an elevator).

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    If he has to choose between number two and number one, he should choose the bladder.

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