Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 21, 2023

Never did get the point of acupuncture.

Does he have really good aim to hit just the right spots? Or is it more of a hit-or-miss or trial and error see-what-works experimental method?

It’s a jab-job.

Acupuncture. Does that even work? Or is it just an excuse to stab people?

Don’t you have to remove the armor before you do that?

That doctor must be some kind of psycho.

It is aversion therapy for when the Huns attack.

This is not acupuncture. This is more like a means of getting back at the powers that be, and making money off of it. We do it now with social media.

Try to hit the spot that causes Rodney to grow a spine.

At least he’s hitting you in the spine, Rod…can you imagine if one of those things hits you in the backside?

Oh I can see this being played at a bar, but I don’t think it’ll replace darts. But then isn’t darts like acupuncture, if you accidentally on purpose stick someone with a dart. Yip yip yip yip yip

“One Hundred and Eighty! "

(Darts reference)………

Did you hear the one-liner from the British comedian (sorry, I forget his name) about how he want to an acupuncturist, and when he got home, his voodoo doll was dead?

Probably how Rod got his fear of fighting.

With all the arrows Rodney’s been taking, he should be use to this by now

It still hurts doc! you’re not hitting on it!

I’ve been told that there’s a technique involved with acupuncture. But Rodney doesn’t know that.

I got ten to twenty for practicing acupuncture on that rat fink Tony Scarlotto!

A: “What do you do for a living?”

B: “I stab people in the back.”

As many times as Rodney’s gotten arrows in the back, I don’t imagine this would be very helpful physically or mentally.

Let me know when it hits the right spot…..

Some are having fun, anyway.

Just who is the door supposed to warn? Surely not the doc and Rodney.

How can he feel anything when he’s wearing armor? Or is the acupuncture to remove rust stains?

Sir Rodney’s coat feels no pain…

Looks more like shock therapy.

I have had acupuncture for my vertigo and migraines. All I ever got out of it was to notice that the needles going in are flat, not pointed, and I got bruised every time. It didn’t help for me. Most of it was done on my face. Then you just have to sit there and try not to think about all the needles stuck in your face and neck, or wherever they go. I saw someone who has a very good reputation, and he even does some dogs. I once saw a dog coming in for treatment.