Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 24, 2023

Is that a leading question?

Capitalism 101.

Every time that I’ve gone on salary, whichever boss it happens to be at the time, it eventually ends up with the boss assuming that I’m his (or her’s) 24/7 rather than a fairly normal work schedule.

Then add into it, having to take care of their non work related personal chores that have nothing to do with the job.

Every time, I hope for a different result, and you’d think I’d eventually catch on…

At leash you should have read the fine print, even though it wasn’t collared in red.

Just goes to show that in any contract it is the leash important clause that can mess thing up.

Who is at the other end of his leash?

Are they out there so that he can do his business?

and its probably a choke collar…

Around here the Four Seasons are Summer, Fall, Winter and Mud.

1 2 3 look at Mr Lee

3 4 5 look at him Jive

Mr Lee Mr Lee oh oh Mr Lee…

Pre-nup. Pup-nup.

If you read the EULA for Microsoft Office, you’ll find that Microsoft claims that if you wrote the great American novel using MS-Word, they would have the rights to it.

You also owe them your first born child. /s

That remark would probably get a yank on his leash, except she must be preoccupied with window shopping, too.

Who/What is holding the other end of the leash?

Like most married men !

One tolerates being a herd animal and thinking retirement is freedom. Then one finds that retirement is a just a different kind of herding.

Service contracts. The corporate alternative to providing satisfactory service.

Is it really time for the Spring Sale already? (Can’t remember hearing if Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this year or not.*)

Because I do need to pick up some new springs.

/Never mind, I Googled it. We’re in six more weeks of winter territory./

It seems to me, that the dog should be asking the man that question, since it is normal for a city dog to be leashed.

He must have also missed the non-dogclosure agreement.

This gives Ring Around the Collar a whole new meaning

Kinky

I think the thing holding his leash is a fortune 500 company given he singed a contract, is wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase

Huh, when I see a person on a leash, there’s usually a lot more leather and/or latex in their clothing.

henpecked

I thought they kept husbands on a SHORT leash.