Herman by Jim Unger for March 19, 2023

Thats one way to get the point across

Some people fear artificial intelligence, but I’m sure that it won’t try to impale us with bad advice.

you know, I think people should sit on that, not hold it.

The Virgin of Nuremberg steering-wheel.

It led to a spike in accidents.

I can see where that would actively discourage sudden, impulsive maneuvers. Put one on the passenger side too, for extra incentive.

Certainly would not make some current models any uglier.

I’d like to point out six problems with this solution.

It prevents you from being launched through the windshield during a head-on collision.. :)

Designed by artificial intelligence…very artificial!

According to the National Transportation Safety Bureau, the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the steering wheel.

Ah. Mr. Wartenberg , I presume!

It is more attractive than those air bags

It’s designed by Vlad the Impaler. Didn’t know he was an engineer. He likes it very much and his intelligence could be considered artificial.

One spike on the horn button would be enough for both your reason and mine.

Oooo – can I attach my cell phone to one of those spikes?

Loved by the Goth Metal crowd.

That would work.

Should be standard equipment for the twit drivers I see that disproportionately drive BMW, Audi, and Porsche.

If you hit this steering wheel too hard, you’ll be going through the drive-thru.

Put those on your wheels and drivers will drift into your lane…once.

I’ve got a gut feeling about this.

Definitely won’t go to sleep at the wheel, as it might be your last one……

I don’t object to reckless drivers killing themselves, I just wish they would leave the rest of us out of it.

I would certainly be inspired to be alert.

Those are wheel lug nuts…

Back to the drawing board, guys. Pretty sure designs like this lost their popularity after Sammy Davis’ car accident in which he lost an eye.