Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 10, 2023

Murphy’s Law.

Yes sir i can do that. Until the first lighting bolt burns me to a crisp.

Shouldn’t the boss have crazy stuck-out hair from when he got struck?

Is he a lawyer? then it’s Murphy’s Law. Not sure I want him carrying a lightning rod…..

Murphy: “I can assure you that something will go wrong. Do you want to know what that something could be? It could/can be anything.”

Sorry, don’t get this one

This delivery job may get you killed

Martyrs tend to work cheap.

Oh, yikes! Don’t do it!

Yes sir, I can do that, but first I want to sign up for the company life insurance plan with my wife as beneficiary.

I read that Ben Franklin was most proud of inventing the lightening rod.

A shocking requirement.

Of course, we’ll start you off in the aluminum ladders department, first.

They’re on a hiring spree now to prepare for the upcoming Flash Sale.

Last year, the employees weren’t happy with their contract and went on strike.

The boss wants to galvanize all the salespeople into action.

I can bet he’ll get aCharge out of this!

We have a new employee of the month every month. We also have a new employee every month.

“Now go pick up your rubber gloves and suit

It was a great victory for science when they put ligthing rods on church steeples.

That company has a lot of attrition.

“I’m not sure, sir. Would you please demonstrate it for me during the next thunderstorm?”

And if he can handle that, he’ll get to work on the Coyote account.

I’m sure the new hire will find the job an electrifying experience. He may go on to a career as a conductor, or maybe a semiconductor anyway.

sounds like an attractive offer…

Leave. Right now. While you’re still unscathed.