The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 04, 2023

Not quite.

crock a That’s.

Well, they really don’t have to worry about this particular theory…

Besides, any way you arrange them, those three together won’t make sense.

K.

Is it true ? The L if I know.

Add A-C-K on the backend.

So now we’ll start from Zed?

(If you’re American, you’ll have to start from Zee.)

how are those letters picking up their drinking glasses??

The letters of the alphabet were not always in the order we see them today. They were rearranged to fit the song.

Next table over, K-L-M, an airline!

I see H has a different drink, a “Highball”?!

Pick up line: “If I were in charge of the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

Now we got a woke alphabet?

MTG would agree w J

A new word order would be called a misspelling.

“We females in the ‘l’ family all have really slender figures. So we usually marry ‘J’s that are always ready to ‘join.’ My Jimmy used to be that way. But since my weight gain, he’s turned into an ‘L.’ It’s good to see that your Jerry is still up to to the job!”

Love the world, er, word play.

Couldn’t make too many words out of those three, as things stand.

When I was a kid, I thought that “lmno” was one letter…

2 are a conspiracy, 3 are a riot

Quick! Someone destroy the Georgia guide stones that were built by a racist doctor that contributed to the 64,000 known cases of eugenic sterilizations in the U.S. Gasp! We’re too late!

I heard it was financed by Ted Turner!

I think h has had too much wine to drink

The letter “k” could be in on “j’s” joke.

Better call Elemenope.

Conspiracy theory

Todays presentation of Sesame Street brought to you by the letters H-J…

Isn’t that the K, L, and M triplet gals over there?

It’s true! Do I have to spell it out for you?

It isn’t rearrangement the alt-right is worried about. Their mantra is “J’s will not replace us!”

For the OCD among us I present the alphabet in alphabetical order:

H R B Q D W E F A X L M N S I G J K O P C T V Y U Z

Mirriam & Webster are the organizers…

I bet Jay is also in favor of adding two additional Kays to the alphabet.

They’ll obey the letter of the law

First I thought there might be confusion because Spanish J sounds like English H.

Well, at this point we are just making up words for peoples sexual preferences and assigning plural pronouns to single individuals, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the alphabet changes.

O I C

Allow me to break the rule of funny here:

“But they’re not words, …”