Herman by Jim Unger for March 01, 2023

But they have nice bandanas.

No, they’re not all bananas, some are fruitcakes.

Yes they, er, we are.

Got that right.

“The dominant species on this planet, and dangerous apex predator, runs ‘zoos’ to imprison all the other species. It should be IN them instead of running them!”

Any alien races with intelligence would quarantine the Earth until its inhabitants grow out of their craziness.

I know you just came to bring MTG home.

Take me to another leader

I’m actually surprised we don’t get loads of alien school trips (if they existed) to Earth to demonstrate how not to behave if you want to survive and improve.

The fruitcakes are elected to Congress. lol

So what’s wrong with bananas?

Ain’t that the truth.

if you walk the streets of any city over 100,000 you will surely agree with that statement. or if you read the comments on any strip.(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Must have landed in the jungles of Chichitta Bannana land!

They don’t even carry backpacks — at least sometimes.

That guy would be a nightmare to probe anyways.

But we love ourselves.

If only just……

Wish they’d find me. I wouldn’t mind getting probed.

He must have been smoking something hallucinogenic in that pipe.

The truth hurts but remains true.

How did they manage to land without getting shot down?

With fruitloops…

Unfortunately, he’s not far off the mark.