Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 04, 2023

then quit giving him stupid answers, lad

I think how badly he wants you to do that, is based on how badly you want to keep your Mobile phone!

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Where’s your jacket?

Where I can find it.

Pete, stop telling him and start punishing him for every time he “forgets.”

no, not really. Just stupid people

Reverse atomic wedgie

My jacket is currently hung over the back of a kitchen chair. It should be in the closet, but I’m lazy.

Now your free to go hold up a convivence store

It’s not the question that is stupid.

You’ll learn kid…you’ll learn hopefully!

There are, believe me, there are. Teachers say there aren’t any to encourage questions, but then we have to bite our tongues a lot.

What he needs is a straight jacket.

spandex hat…

with that hat he can be Mumbles from Fat Albert

And when he finally got the hat off, he was outside, on the sidewalk, his keys were gone, and the locks had all been changed…