Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 21, 2023

Maybe you should hold a Low Tide Special.

Location, location, location.

one word: castaways

You need a gimmick???

No, I don’t expect that she would think that.

You know, you would think they would have exhausted the “desert island with one tree in the middle of the ocean” trope by now…

Is this near Florida? ☺️

I mean, you could easily build a tree condo overlooking the ocean…

The only things swarming are the sharks…

OK, OK I’ll go for time share, OK?…

Hit him with the sign, lady. :)

Even room for a Patriot garden…

“For Sale: Small, totally undeveloped piece of island property, out in the middle of nowhere. Has one tree. Last owner’s corpse rotting in the sun.” (Couldn’t resist throwing that last bit in; see today’s Looks Good on Paper.)

Won’t be many takers.

I see at least one star is checking it out.

Gotta admire his optimism! Or, he may be suffering from sunstroke, or traumatic stress, or something of that ilk….