Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 11, 2023

And just what did he “click”?….

I could stand one of those things.

It’s called wet sheets.

there are – called “diapers”

At my age, I wouldn’t dare push the snooze button. Just sayin’

An accident waiting to happen.

if I were sleeping on my stomach, that CLICK would be my spine

Oh the Joy’s of getting old !

Ever wake up in a “puddle” of moisture?

I hope all you old guys have a happy PSA# to go with the levity … just saying.

Is that the “Rick and Morty” patented “W”-mouth I see in panel two…?

Sold! Where do I send the money? Price is no object!!

Oh, that would be handy!

I laughed so loudly I startled the dog!

Answer ‘the call’… and grab a snack on the way back.

Easy. Just join the Church of the Bladder Day Saints.

I would probably do better if I didn’t keep drinking until the very moment I go to bed.

That’s “gotta pee” something those tech whizzes should try to figure out.

He was just having the weirdest stream.

There’s this low-tech device called a chamber pot, you know.

I’d pay good money for this

Yes!!!!!!!!

No. No you don’t. Not unless you want to live on dialysis.

Just where was the snooze button he pressed? On the belly, perhaps?…

Rezum

There are bladder botox treatments. That works good on walking tours in places where there a few toilets (WCs)

Amen to that