Lola by Todd Clark for March 13, 2023

The arteries are first in line, however Lola’s colon will serve as collateral damage….

Some red wine could help delay that.

Super-size it?

You want fries with that?

That’s an overload of food.

Or triple-unclogged, as the case may be.

But it was all in vein.

Notoriety is in Lola’s blood.

You can bet your life on that…..

“…no artery unclogged.”

But what about the toilet?

“Go big, or go home!”

And a diet Coke