Monty by Jim Meddick for March 08, 2023

Cripes, Moondog. Cook and eat the bird and adopt a dog. You’ll be better off.

Bird dog.

Parrot with artichokes and sun-dried tomatoes

Moondog doesn’t even take off his sunglasses to sleep?

Love the sarcasm.

Pilsner is so freakin talented, he owns Moondog.

On the plus side, the parrot would be helpful if someone tried to break in.

To quote the estimable and late JA, Rush Limbaugh, “Words mean something.”

Ha ha! Good one, Pilsner. But when Moondog comes to his senses, he’ll know you were making it up; no squirrels at night.

Pilsner’s dog ears look like little girl pigtails to me- all he needs are some bangs!

Of course he’s a dog person. Look at his name. 2 syllables, right? Try to guess which one he most identifies with.

Pilsner is just a bit too offended by the ‘dog person’ comment.

As long as you don’t have to go outside in the middle of the night and “walk” him, it’s still a win.

Perfect!

Now THAT’s funny!!!!!

Pilsner seems pretty secure in himself as he “bites the hand that feeds him”….

Amazing that Pilsner not only can speak, he reasons things out. Fleshy can’t speak (enigmatic, and frustrating).