Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 22, 2023

He kicked her tail, so to speak.

no one likes a long-winded introduction, Sally

At least he kicked her with his “good” foot!

His tail was left untold!

She’s reached Snoopy’s stress limit.

a second hand bookshop is a re-tale store……. (sorry, not sorry!)

Stand by for a shaggy dog story.

This tail of a tail isn’t worth a tael.

One can almost read in Snoopy’s face, “Who writes this stuff?”

She got a little off-topic.

Must be kick day, Garfield gets one in on Odie also.

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2023/03/22

Homophones are great sources for comedy. That’s for comedy, not four comedies.

Finally a Peanuts arc with a good laugh.

I see Garfield is celebrating “boot day”, too.

Didn’t she tell his tale yesterday?

That’s what you get for using puns.

What a jerk.

I really liked this one. In my book it should be saved as a classic.

Snoopy the hero again. He saves the class from horrific puns.

Okay, I’m really ready to wrap this up and get Snoopy back to normal.

Have we ever seen Snoopy wag his tail, like a normal dog ?

No more crutches, so he is making progress

Snoopy ….. why didn’t you use your foot that has the cast on it …… you might have hurt your good foot ….. :)

Long story short… It rarely is.

I always thought Snoopy was the cute; but he’s just way too cute with his cast.

kicked in the direction of a D Minus

LOL :)

Not currently one for puns. So Sally found out with the kick. (Was going to say something else but I realized it was going to be a pun and there was no need for another pun).

If Sally brought Snoopy, she also brought his tail; she couldn’t very easily have left it at home.

(If you are carrying a child and the child is carrying a teddy bear, you are carrying both the child and the teddy bear.)

Sally amends her story after a reboot. Didn’t know beagles could kick that hard. Hey Charlie Brown, why don’t you put Snoopy on specials teams as kicker!

Where Pastis gets his bad puns from.