Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2023

Getting ready for St. Patrick’s Day? (the green beard).

Smog beard…

The Wiz’s beard dye is fog-sensitive?

Here’s Salt Lake City during one of our inversions: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0613/7878/9555/files/Salt_Lake_City_Inversion_600x600.jpg?v=1662151071

Sometimes you don’t know how good you had it or how much worse it could be until it’s gone.

The peasants are revolting!

That’s what you get, Fink!

Must be in San Francisco. I’d want the fog too, instead of the Tenderloin district..

Fog, smog, the wizard just needed to turn off the wheels of progress, or the fog/smog machine. Yip yip yip yip yip

Now remove the city!

Sometimes the status quo is more satisfying than any change one can make.

He’s cleared up the smog, King.

the city of angels to name one

…..lasting effects from the Huns…burning and pillaging.

I haven’t got the foggiest idea how his beard turned green.

Magic has its limitations.

Heinlein said that the gods bring the Santa Ana winds to blow the smog off of LA to see if it’s still there, then blow it back in so they don’t have to look at it.

Is that Detroit?

Now you know how long its been since the Wizard took a bath.

Like a man with a face made for radio.

A city whose appearance is improved by its disappearance.

Not sure if the city needs a st patty’s party or the result of a st pattys party

If the Wiz reverses the spell, does it go “!MOOF”?