Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 05, 2023

She’ll need all of your credit cards for the bill.

“I’ll just pay for mine. The others can pay for themselves when they get here.”

Roses are red…

Violets are blue…

I’m schizophrenic…

And so am I…

The doc will see the *Donner party now…

*group rates apply

My one self laughed, but my other sides thought this was making fun of them.

Well, I laughed, but my other sides thought this was making fun of them.

“Dr. Klaputnick”?

Is his first name Roger? o<[|;o)

My favorite take on multiple personalities:

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2015/07/11

For no particular reason …

With Six You Get Eggroll …!

put it all on the last guy’s bill…