Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 16, 2023

With a open top. You must be very careful about getting all shook up.

Here, have some baking soda to calm yourself down.

I’m in love….

♫♪ … Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what’s wrong with me?

I’m itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree

My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug

I’m in love

I’m all shook up ♫♪

He just lost his fizz.

Here: have a Mentos

You’ve been under a to of pressure lately.

LOL!

No you’re not, you’ve popped your top! You need to get help, STAT!

Let’s all just settle down

You look flustered, here have a mint …….

Right after you get shook up is usually not the best time to open up.

Looks like you popped your top

After he settles down, he may find that life seems flat.

No need to become diet soda now; already lost some weight.

Just put it on my tab.

Pop pop fiz fiz, oh what a mess this is!

“Oh, man, you need to replace your electrolytes, right away.”

This is a great example of the law of fizzics.

Now he’s feeling flat.