FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 17, 2023

so much for utilizing the indoor voice

Let me explain: back in the day we didn’t carry phones in our pocket. There were only a few phones in the entire house and they were mounted to the wall. And we liked it that way.

Try listening to loud machinery or loud music through headphones, Roger.

What?

Most if not nearly all people hold the traditional phone to their left ear. Shouldn’t the doc be checking his left ear?

When I was a little kid, we still had a rotary dial phone.

We had one phone on the farm – the telco would charge for a second phone in the house

Somebody needs to learn to set the phone down before yelling.

Who still has a home land line? That is just silly.

And it got worse ten years ago with Jason.