Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 17, 2023

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    What would Calvin have to do for a quarter?

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Hobbes should hold the money as a neutral party.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    She’s a mean one

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    rklynch  over 1 year ago

    This is almost like an episode of Jack-ass before Jack-ass was even a thing….

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    And the flirting intensifies……

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    this whole story line is so gross. it makes me want to barf!

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    rimose  over 1 year ago

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    She’ll make a good union rep. someday!!

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Susie is just awesome. She is owning Calvin at this moment. But … anything can happen, right?

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    Robin Harwood  over 1 year ago

    Wise move, Calvin. Make sure the money is actually there.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    This is low finance, as distinct from high finance.

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    californiamonty  over 1 year ago

    Ah, capitalism at work. I love it!

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    I think I’m gonna need a dose of syrup of ipecac just to get through this arc!!

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    TheSkulker  over 1 year ago

    Calvin has met much more than his match. Susie knows Calvin all too well and is just toying with him while laughing inside.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    No use trying to wriggle out of this one, Susie!

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Be careful. There was a teenager in Australia who died after another kid dared him to eat a slug.

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    MRBLUESKY529  over 1 year ago

    Don’t eat that, it will give you worms.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What if she doesn’t have two nickels but has a dime, Calvin?

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    sheilag  over 1 year ago

    Bill must have read “How to Eat Fried Worms” at some point…

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Susie does have two nickels to rub together…she loves to challenge Calvin! HEE HEE

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    bbenoit  over 1 year ago

    Nobody likes me,Everybody hates me,I’m gonna go eat worms.First you bite the head off,then you suck the juice out,Then you throw the rest away.

    Wonder if Calvin will eat them right?

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    LOL.. love the way Susie controls Calvin.

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    rugeirn  over 1 year ago

    “Show me the money!”

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Always check for insurance before you take a dare.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Always get the money issues settled first…

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    Ok so 5 cents to eat 5 worms and another 5 cents if I go to the hospital and another 50 cents for me not to kiss you with worm breath….There is YOUR negotiation Calvin! Either way you win, the money or grossing her out.

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    old_geek  over 1 year ago

    These negotiations are so stressful.

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    Emperor Rick  over 1 year ago

    Never negotiate with a girl in coveralls.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well I think we all know where Calvin got is negotiating skills. Calvin, I will sell you one for a nickel two for a dime, but for a quarter I will sell you three, that’s right three.

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    “Well, lookie here, he’s catching on!” ~ from the movie “Fallen”

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    If Calvin was smart, ahh, forget it

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    Calvin KNOWS he’s not going to eat those worms! As usual, he’s just putting on a show to get attention from Susie.

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    Metamucilage - The stick-to-your-ribs fiber™  over 1 year ago

    Concise explanation of the machinations of banking, venture capitalism, and employee/debtor treatment during default bankruptcy, and how some investors always manage to walk away healthy and unscathed.

    [cringing “Yewwwww!” emoticon goes here]

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, that’s a bit of uncommon foresight there Calvin. Still, you were going to do it on a dare a few minutes ago. Now it’s become an event and you’re charging money to see it.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    He’s found a way to monetize nitwit stunts. I really hope no one on the Internet can make that work. :( :( :(

    ("What if I have to go to two hospitals?)

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    It’s nice watching her get one over on him for a change.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Susie will grow up and sell replacement windows, she’s a natural.

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    dsom8  over 1 year ago

    She’s learned to play him well.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    This is how YouTube got its start.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Yes she is and she knows how to rile Calvin. They are destined to be together for life. Where’s Hobbes? Doesn’t he need a hug or kiss?

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    rob  over 1 year ago

    No spoilers from me although I’d like to.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    This is definitely a buyer’s market. Nobody else would even talk with Calvin, let alone pay to watch him.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 1 year ago

    Not as dumb as he acts.

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    You wouldn’t even be able to collect Calvin by the time you got out of the hospital.

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    edonline  over 1 year ago

    IIRC, I love how this one ends. (HINT: Mom enters the picture.)

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    bogus, isn’t it?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    When it comes to negotiations, Calvin is on the wrong side.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    I bet the hospital will ask for more than a nickle for the treatment, if if you survive Calvin.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    I suspect that the hospital costs will be significantly higher.

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