Ok so 5 cents to eat 5 worms and another 5 cents if I go to the hospital and another 50 cents for me not to kiss you with worm breath….There is YOUR negotiation Calvin! Either way you win, the money or grossing her out.
Well I think we all know where Calvin got is negotiating skills. Calvin, I will sell you one for a nickel two for a dime, but for a quarter I will sell you three, that’s right three.
Concise explanation of the machinations of banking, venture capitalism, and employee/debtor treatment during default bankruptcy, and how some investors always manage to walk away healthy and unscathed.
Well, that’s a bit of uncommon foresight there Calvin. Still, you were going to do it on a dare a few minutes ago. Now it’s become an event and you’re charging money to see it.
codycab over 1 year ago
What would Calvin have to do for a quarter?
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Maybe Hobbes should hold the money as a neutral party.
C over 1 year ago
She’s a mean one
rklynch over 1 year ago
This is almost like an episode of Jack-ass before Jack-ass was even a thing….
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
And the flirting intensifies……
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
this whole story line is so gross. it makes me want to barf!
rimose over 1 year ago
I’d buy that for a dollar.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
She’ll make a good union rep. someday!!
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
Susie is just awesome. She is owning Calvin at this moment. But … anything can happen, right?
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
Wise move, Calvin. Make sure the money is actually there.
rshive over 1 year ago
This is low finance, as distinct from high finance.
californiamonty over 1 year ago
Ah, capitalism at work. I love it!
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
I think I’m gonna need a dose of syrup of ipecac just to get through this arc!!
TheSkulker over 1 year ago
Calvin has met much more than his match. Susie knows Calvin all too well and is just toying with him while laughing inside.
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
No use trying to wriggle out of this one, Susie!
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Be careful. There was a teenager in Australia who died after another kid dared him to eat a slug.
MRBLUESKY529 over 1 year ago
Don’t eat that, it will give you worms.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
What if she doesn’t have two nickels but has a dime, Calvin?
sheilag over 1 year ago
Bill must have read “How to Eat Fried Worms” at some point…
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Susie does have two nickels to rub together…she loves to challenge Calvin! HEE HEE
bbenoit over 1 year ago
Nobody likes me,Everybody hates me,I’m gonna go eat worms.First you bite the head off,then you suck the juice out,Then you throw the rest away.
Wonder if Calvin will eat them right?
g04922 over 1 year ago
LOL.. love the way Susie controls Calvin.
rugeirn over 1 year ago
“Show me the money!”
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Always check for insurance before you take a dare.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Always get the money issues settled first…
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Ok so 5 cents to eat 5 worms and another 5 cents if I go to the hospital and another 50 cents for me not to kiss you with worm breath….There is YOUR negotiation Calvin! Either way you win, the money or grossing her out.
old_geek over 1 year ago
These negotiations are so stressful.
Emperor Rick over 1 year ago
Never negotiate with a girl in coveralls.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well I think we all know where Calvin got is negotiating skills. Calvin, I will sell you one for a nickel two for a dime, but for a quarter I will sell you three, that’s right three.
gantech over 1 year ago
“Well, lookie here, he’s catching on!” ~ from the movie “Fallen”
mindjob over 1 year ago
If Calvin was smart, ahh, forget it
djtenltd over 1 year ago
Calvin KNOWS he’s not going to eat those worms! As usual, he’s just putting on a show to get attention from Susie.
The All-Meat Xylophone over 1 year ago
Concise explanation of the machinations of banking, venture capitalism, and employee/debtor treatment during default bankruptcy, and how some investors always manage to walk away healthy and unscathed.
[cringing “Yewwwww!” emoticon goes here]
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, that’s a bit of uncommon foresight there Calvin. Still, you were going to do it on a dare a few minutes ago. Now it’s become an event and you’re charging money to see it.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
He’s found a way to monetize nitwit stunts. I really hope no one on the Internet can make that work. :( :( :(
("What if I have to go to two hospitals?)
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
It’s nice watching her get one over on him for a change.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Susie will grow up and sell replacement windows, she’s a natural.
dsom8 over 1 year ago
She’s learned to play him well.
anomaly over 1 year ago
This is how YouTube got its start.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Yes she is and she knows how to rile Calvin. They are destined to be together for life. Where’s Hobbes? Doesn’t he need a hug or kiss?
rob over 1 year ago
No spoilers from me although I’d like to.
Bilan over 1 year ago
This is definitely a buyer’s market. Nobody else would even talk with Calvin, let alone pay to watch him.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
Not as dumb as he acts.
eced52 over 1 year ago
You wouldn’t even be able to collect Calvin by the time you got out of the hospital.
edonline over 1 year ago
IIRC, I love how this one ends. (HINT: Mom enters the picture.)
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
bogus, isn’t it?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
When it comes to negotiations, Calvin is on the wrong side.
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
I bet the hospital will ask for more than a nickle for the treatment, if if you survive Calvin.
einarbt over 1 year ago
I suspect that the hospital costs will be significantly higher.