The Count finds it a bit disturbing that Calvin knows such words in the first place. Seriously. He never uses them when referring to Suzy. And The Count and Countess are thankful he does not and appreciates it.
I never liked flash cards. They always flashed stuff I didn’t know. Like 7 × 9 = _ or pretty much anything x 7. I try to avoid any math that has a 7 in it.
Didn’t Country Joe McDonald liberate over a half a million people at Woodstock by diffusing the F-word by having them shout it at the top of their lungs!!!
I hope a can of worms hasn’t been opened here because this is my favorite strip followed by Pickles and Liberty Meadows (used to be Ripleys B.I.O.N. before it got boring).
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Punished in a flash…..
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Just as well. The censors at GoComics wouldn’t have allowed it.
codycab over 1 year ago
Next they’re going to demand that Calvin’s parents explain how Calvin even knows bad words.
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
That’s total b_ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
C over 1 year ago
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Dr. Quatermass over 1 year ago
Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles would do OK on GoComics… as long as that bell kept ringing.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Is blaspheme against Voodoo or Satanism OK?
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
What’s a four-letter word for intercourse? …. “TALK”.
What goes in hard and long and comes out soft and sticky? “A STICK OF GUM”
Keep it going?
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Surprising Calvin isn’t cooling his heels in the principal’s office!!
rklynch over 1 year ago
Bah! Those kids probably know most of those words anyway…
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
W – - -
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
Time for another parent teacher conference!
Just-me over 1 year ago
Careful of walking the Lenny Bruce path Calvin. It didn’t work out well for him…
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
This could make for a fun adult game, though…
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
D—-
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Cal keeps pushing the boundaries and they keep pushing back.
Jhony-Yermo over 1 year ago
SCREAMING FUNNY COMIC!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Should have done the routine, “I can’t pay the rent”. It’s simple and cute! Maybe next time!
rshive over 1 year ago
Freedom of thought is great. But some things are best kept as thoughts.
ladykat over 1 year ago
It depends on the vocabulary, Calvin.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Count finds it a bit disturbing that Calvin knows such words in the first place. Seriously. He never uses them when referring to Suzy. And The Count and Countess are thankful he does not and appreciates it.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I never liked flash cards. They always flashed stuff I didn’t know. Like 7 × 9 = _ or pretty much anything x 7. I try to avoid any math that has a 7 in it.
Meowise over 1 year ago
Aren’t we all?
Snolep over 1 year ago
Fuuuudge! ((Only I didn’t say ‘fudge’).
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate mother******.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Hmmm… Calvin’s parents better monitor what websites Calvin is frequenting.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Obscene t-shirts with “dashes” are still obscene t-shirts.
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
Something that kids say in Call of Duty lobbies (multiple answers): _ _ gg _ _
mindjob over 1 year ago
Funny how slang changes with each generation but swear words stay the same
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Black board, chalk, eraser, manual pencil sharpener and American Flag…what year is this?
rhartt4363 over 1 year ago
“It’s good taste not bad taste which is the enemy.”—Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali. I’m 100% with them.
tims145 over 1 year ago
I think Calvin would approve of all the jokes above!
wiley207 over 1 year ago
Heh, imagine the chaos that would ensue with the class all shouting swear words in unison!
Calvin would probably have better luck if he did so in high school!
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
…/…./../_
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gotta give the kid great marks for knowing the difference between vulgar, obscene, and blasphemous.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
“We have more ways to describe dirty words than we actually have dirty words.” —George Carlin (youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
Words define things humans with magical thinking give them powers of obscenity and blasphemy.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
He missed scatological.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Didn’t Country Joe McDonald liberate over a half a million people at Woodstock by diffusing the F-word by having them shout it at the top of their lungs!!!
bigboinate over 1 year ago
“****,another*****plan ruined!”
Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, s – - – !
Birdman47 over 1 year ago
I hope a can of worms hasn’t been opened here because this is my favorite strip followed by Pickles and Liberty Meadows (used to be Ripleys B.I.O.N. before it got boring).
harvey812abc over 1 year ago
S_ _ _ ! (Sure!)
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Let’s hope he doesn’t pitch this as a game show.
Sambora1 over 1 year ago
Anyone that feels the need to say cus and vulgar words in every sentence need help. There is no need to talk like that.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
as if your classmates want to get in trouble form their parents and your own parents, Calvin
M2MM over 1 year ago
How is it, that I don’t remember this one? LMAO. :D
einarbt over 1 year ago
Not far wrong there Calvin.
Nick Danger over 1 year ago
He correctly identified the three categories of “cursing” — vulgarity, obscenity, and blasphemy.
loganalexanderbarnes over 1 year ago
I can take a hint on where he learned those words from…