Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 25, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Punished in a flash…..

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Just as well. The censors at GoComics wouldn’t have allowed it.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Next they’re going to demand that Calvin’s parents explain how Calvin even knows bad words.

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    JudasPeckerwood  over 1 year ago

    That’s total b_ _ _ _ _ _ _ !

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    C  over 1 year ago

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    Dr. Quatermass  over 1 year ago

    Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles would do OK on GoComics… as long as that bell kept ringing.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Is blaspheme against Voodoo or Satanism OK?

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    What’s a four-letter word for intercourse? …. “TALK”.

    What goes in hard and long and comes out soft and sticky? “A STICK OF GUM”

    Keep it going?

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Surprising Calvin isn’t cooling his heels in the principal’s office!!

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    rklynch  over 1 year ago

    Bah! Those kids probably know most of those words anyway…

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    Robin Harwood  over 1 year ago

    W – - -

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    saylorgirl  over 1 year ago

    Time for another parent teacher conference!

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Careful of walking the Lenny Bruce path Calvin. It didn’t work out well for him…

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    This could make for a fun adult game, though…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    D—-

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Cal keeps pushing the boundaries and they keep pushing back.

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    Jhony-Yermo  over 1 year ago

    SCREAMING FUNNY COMIC!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Should have done the routine, “I can’t pay the rent”. It’s simple and cute! Maybe next time!

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Freedom of thought is great. But some things are best kept as thoughts.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    It depends on the vocabulary, Calvin.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Count finds it a bit disturbing that Calvin knows such words in the first place. Seriously. He never uses them when referring to Suzy. And The Count and Countess are thankful he does not and appreciates it.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I never liked flash cards. They always flashed stuff I didn’t know. Like 7 × 9 = _ or pretty much anything x 7. I try to avoid any math that has a 7 in it.

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    Meowise  over 1 year ago

    Aren’t we all?

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    Snolep  over 1 year ago

    Fuuuudge! ((Only I didn’t say ‘fudge’).

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate mother******.

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    Hmmm… Calvin’s parents better monitor what websites Calvin is frequenting.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Obscene t-shirts with “dashes” are still obscene t-shirts.

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    Something that kids say in Call of Duty lobbies (multiple answers): _ _ gg _ _

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Funny how slang changes with each generation but swear words stay the same

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    Black board, chalk, eraser, manual pencil sharpener and American Flag…what year is this?

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    rhartt4363  over 1 year ago

    “It’s good taste not bad taste which is the enemy.”—Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali. I’m 100% with them.

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    tims145  over 1 year ago

    I think Calvin would approve of all the jokes above!

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    Heh, imagine the chaos that would ensue with the class all shouting swear words in unison!

    Calvin would probably have better luck if he did so in high school!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …/…./../_

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gotta give the kid great marks for knowing the difference between vulgar, obscene, and blasphemous.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “We have more ways to describe dirty words than we actually have dirty words.” —George Carlin (youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Words define things humans with magical thinking give them powers of obscenity and blasphemy.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    He missed scatological.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t Country Joe McDonald liberate over a half a million people at Woodstock by diffusing the F-word by having them shout it at the top of their lungs!!!

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    bigboinate  over 1 year ago

    “****,another*****plan ruined!”

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    Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, s – - – !

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    Birdman47  over 1 year ago

    I hope a can of worms hasn’t been opened here because this is my favorite strip followed by Pickles and Liberty Meadows (used to be Ripleys B.I.O.N. before it got boring).

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    harvey812abc  over 1 year ago

    S_ _ _ ! (Sure!)

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Let’s hope he doesn’t pitch this as a game show.

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    Sambora1  over 1 year ago

    Anyone that feels the need to say cus and vulgar words in every sentence need help. There is no need to talk like that.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    as if your classmates want to get in trouble form their parents and your own parents, Calvin

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    M2MM  over 1 year ago

    How is it, that I don’t remember this one? LMAO. :D

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Not far wrong there Calvin.

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    Nick Danger  over 1 year ago

    He correctly identified the three categories of “cursing” — vulgarity, obscenity, and blasphemy.

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    loganalexanderbarnes  over 1 year ago

    I can take a hint on where he learned those words from…

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